Title your own auto-biography... - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

MPREZIV · 2008-09-19, 11:37 AM

Came up at the meet last night. What would the title of the book be, if you wrote your autobiography up to right now?

Mine would be: "By the time you are done reading this, you'll wish you hadn't"
OR, as Scott suggested: "Beware: You can't un-read this..."

knucklesplitter · 2008-09-19, 12:02 PM

I'm waiting to see how the book ends before I give it a title. Really hoping the second half will be the best part, but I have my doubts. Should have stuck with the original way the book was going after chapter 3.

MattR · 2008-09-19, 12:42 PM

My book would be titled:

"It's not my fault, nobody taught me about carbs!"- ala Chris Griffin.

Or Alternate title:

" The Leather Sock diaries" - old school Seccs nerds may know what that refers to.

Nick Koan · 2008-09-19, 01:12 PM

I would title mine

"History of the World: Part 2"

or

"Hey Ya'll, Watch This"

sperry · 2008-09-19, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattR

My book would be titled:

"It's not my fault, nobody taught me about carbs!"- ala Chris Griffin.

Or Alternate title:

" The Leather Sock diaries" - old school Seccs nerds may know what that refers to.

"Fuck that Miami Vice looking mutherfucker."

My book:

"I'm right, even when you're not wrong. Living the semantics lifestyle the sperry way."

knucklesplitter · 2008-09-19, 02:31 PM

"If Only I Would Have Taken the Blue Pill..."

Dewey · 2008-09-19, 02:42 PM

"My Boring Life In Two Pages"

JonnydaJibba · 2008-09-19, 03:09 PM

How to Break Stuff Instead of Fixing Stuff: For Dummies

Bob Danger · 2008-09-19, 03:29 PM

Mine: Bob Danger's tale of Misanthropy, and Elitism

Jonny's: Bros, a Picture Book.

Pete's: Pink Shirts, Tight Pants, and You!

Tim's: How to be so Smug, that Bob Danger knocks your metaphor of life, out of your hands. (Printed on Hemp paper)

WRX06TR · 2008-09-19, 03:48 PM

Underneath the Hair Gel

Bob Danger · 2008-09-19, 04:05 PM

Cory's: Milk-Bones, and Salsa!

AkRSguy · 2008-09-20, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Danger

Cory's: Milk-Bones, and Salsa!

mmmmmm YUMMY

JonnydaJibba · 2008-09-22, 07:52 AM

Dang Bob you're on a roll. Fag.

sti deede · 2008-09-22, 09:12 AM

Mine would be titled "*clap clap* weeee!"

100_Percent_Juice · 2008-09-22, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sti deede

Mine would be titled "*clap clap* weeee!"

Sounds like they would be selling that at an adult book store.

sybir · 2008-09-22, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice

Sounds like they would be selling that at an adult book store.

Alternatively, it could be "Strippers, Mashed Potatoes, and Pinwheels: How I Led a Joy-filled Life"

Love ya, Deede

MattR · 2008-09-22, 03:06 PM

Hahaha. Awesome.

sti deede · 2008-09-23, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sybir

Alternatively, it could be "Strippers, Mashed Potatoes, and Pinwheels: How I Led a Joy-filled Life"

Love ya, Deede

You're good! All I could think of was "Look sparkles, Oooooo"

AtomicLabMonkey · 2008-09-23, 09:50 AM

"I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Here: A Survivor's Tale."

M3n2c3 · 2008-09-23, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattR

My book would be titled:

"It's not my fault, nobody taught me about carbs!"- ala Chris Griffin.

Or Alternate title:

" The Leather Sock diaries" - old school Seccs nerds may know what that refers to.

I was hoping for something including, "I got this bitch."

I don't know what the title of mine would be, but it would plagiarize heavily from this:

kidatari · 2008-09-25, 10:00 PM

I am a Fucking Genius

And Aaron hit the nail on the head with Deede's autobiography title.

2008-09-19, 11:37 AM	#1
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	Title your own auto-biography... Came up at the meet last night. What would the title of the book be, if you wrote your autobiography up to right now? Mine would be: "By the time you are done reading this, you'll wish you hadn't" OR, as Scott suggested: "Beware: You can't un-read this..." __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2008-09-19, 12:42 PM	#3
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	My book would be titled: "It's not my fault, nobody taught me about carbs!"- ala Chris Griffin. Or Alternate title: " The Leather Sock diaries" - old school Seccs nerds may know what that refers to. __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2008-09-19, 01:12 PM	#4
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	I would title mine "History of the World: Part 2" or "Hey Ya'll, Watch This" __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2008-09-19, 02:42 PM	#7
Dewey EJ251 Real Name: Chris Dewey Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Reno Posts: 520 Car: 98 RSTi Unicorn! Class: Street Modified	"My Boring Life In Two Pages" __________________ Sponsored HEAVILY by BC Tuning.

2008-09-19, 03:09 PM	#8
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	How to Break Stuff Instead of Fixing Stuff: For Dummies __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2008-09-19, 12:02 PM	#2
knucklesplitter EJ205 Real Name: Matt Taylor Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Cousin-Fck, Carolina Posts: 1,474 Wish in one hand and sht in the other...	I'm waiting to see how the book ends before I give it a title. Really hoping the second half will be the best part, but I have my doubts. Should have stuck with the original way the book was going after chapter 3.

2008-09-19, 02:31 PM	#6
knucklesplitter EJ205 Real Name: Matt Taylor Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Cousin-Fck, Carolina Posts: 1,474 Wish in one hand and sht in the other...	"If Only I Would Have Taken the Blue Pill..."

2008-09-19, 03:29 PM	#9
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	Mine: Bob Danger's tale of Misanthropy, and Elitism Jonny's: Bros, a Picture Book. Pete's: Pink Shirts, Tight Pants, and You! Tim's: How to be so Smug, that Bob Danger knocks your metaphor of life, out of your hands. (Printed on Hemp paper) __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2008-09-19, 03:48 PM	#10
WRX06TR EJ251 Real Name: Nick P Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Reno Posts: 881 Car: 2005 STi Class: MadtyteTunerBro! Back to the studio!	Underneath the Hair Gel

2008-09-19, 04:05 PM	#11
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	Cory's: Milk-Bones, and Salsa! __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2008-09-22, 07:52 AM	#13
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Dang Bob you're on a roll. Fag. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2008-09-22, 09:12 AM	#14
sti deede EJ205 Real Name: Deede Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 1,789 Car: '96 4runner Class: none.	Mine would be titled "clap clap weeee!"

2008-09-22, 03:06 PM	#17
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	Hahaha. Awesome. __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2008-09-23, 09:50 AM	#19
AtomicLabMonkey Nightwalker Real Name: Austin Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oshkosh, WI Posts: 4,063 Car: '13 WRX YGBSM	"I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Here: A Survivor's Tale." __________________ "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you.. you're locked in here with me."

2008-09-25, 10:00 PM	#21
kidatari EJ22 Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 291 Class: Low lol internet.	I am a Fucking Genius And Aaron hit the nail on the head with Deede's autobiography title.

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