Awesome Pranks? - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

Bob Danger · 2006-12-19, 03:07 PM

So my brother dumpped a bucket of cold water on me the other day while I was in the shower, so its totally on now. Here a a couple of my ideas to get back at him.

1.) Throw a stray cat in the shower with him.

2.) Set his clocks forward an hour so he gets to work at 5am

3.) When he goes to sleep cover his door frame with tape, so when he wakes up in the morning, and tries to leave he walks into tape.

4.) Loosen the lug nuts on his wheels so while he's driving it just falls off.

5.) Kill a hooker and put her in the trunk of his car then report it stole.

That's all I came up with so far.

Bob Danger · 2006-12-19, 03:11 PM

Came up with another one.

Replace his shampoo with Nair.

Libila · 2006-12-19, 03:13 PM

I like the tape on the door idea.

...and the dead hooker.

Kevin M · 2006-12-19, 03:19 PM

I say throw a dead hooker in the shower with him after you set his clocks ahead an hour.

And a stray cat too.

MPREZIV · 2006-12-19, 03:22 PM

Poke holes in all his condoms...

Nick Koan · 2006-12-19, 03:22 PM

Angry raccoon in the shower would be better. Now there is a threat of rabies...

... though, you never know what the stray cat might have.

MPREZIV · 2006-12-19, 03:25 PM

Take the shower head off, put some dye tablets/toilet bowl cleaner tablets/something awful stinky inside, and re-install the shower head... Oh, and Jello or Kool-aid powder works well too!

MPREZIV · 2006-12-19, 03:27 PM

No No! Wait! Replace his cologne with Deer Urine, or Fox Urine!

And then throw a dead hooker at him...

Bob Danger · 2006-12-19, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MPREZIV

No No! Wait! Replace his cologne with Deer Urine, or Fox Urine!

And then throw a dead hooker at him...

Where am I going to get deer or fox urine.

So far the best on is to poke holes in his condoms.

MPREZIV · 2006-12-19, 03:36 PM

Hunting supply stores. They sell it so you can use the scent to attract male deer/fox, so you can kill them!

I could help you cross some wires in his car (if you can get the keys) so that every time he uses the brakes/blinker/headlights, the horn blows...

MorganK · 2006-12-19, 03:59 PM

Saran wrap the toilet nice and unnoticable. Nothing is worse than pissing on yourself.

Nick Koan · 2006-12-19, 03:59 PM

There is also the "put clear gelatin in the toilet bowl" trick.

But, if you share a bathroom it probably isn't a good idea.

Joeyy · 2006-12-19, 04:29 PM

Do you have any rainbow stickers for the back of his car. "Hey, why are all the dudes checking me out".

sperry · 2006-12-19, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MPREZIV

Hunting supply stores. They sell it so you can use the scent to attract male deer/fox, so you can kill them!

I could help you cross some wires in his car (if you can get the keys) so that every time he uses the brakes/blinker/headlights, the horn blows...

Wiring the brake lights to the horn relay is always a good one. Can't stop at a light w/o honking for days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKiWDUhhh5M

100_Percent_Juice · 2006-12-19, 05:13 PM

throw a toaster in the bath when he is in it. Works every time.

Dean · 2006-12-19, 05:17 PM

Cover his car in tape maybe?

Or go extreme...

http://seccs.org/forums/showthread.php?t=2420

Pat R. · 2006-12-19, 06:39 PM

I've always been a fan of the old "salty toothbrush" gag.

100_Percent_Juice · 2006-12-19, 09:36 PM

^haha^ I know how to make that one even better. Film yourself sticking "a" toothbrush, not his real one, down your pants and rubbing it all around. Then do the salt in the toothbrush and leave the video in the front seat of his car. So then later that day he will watch the video and think the salty taste on his toothbrush is from your nuts.

oh damn.

bxracer69 · 2006-12-19, 10:06 PM

how about locking him in his room using pennies? You just push on the door as hard as you can and you cram as many pennies as you can in the crack between the door and the door frame, usually like 3 inches above and below the knob. This puts enough pressure on the latch that the knob cant be turned and the door cant be openned. My senior year of High School, we locked an entire hotel floor with $1.50.

sperry · 2006-12-20, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by bxracer69

how about locking him in his room using pennies? You just push on the door as hard as you can and you cram as many pennies as you can in the crack between the door and the door frame, usually like 3 inches above and below the knob. This puts enough pressure on the latch that the knob cant be turned and the door cant be openned. My senior year of High School, we locked an entire hotel floor with $1.50.

That's a sweet idea. Even better, is to do that then pull the fire alarm. Even better than that, penny lock the door then actually set fire to the place and pull the alarm! Boy will his face be red from that one!! (And by red, I mean burnt to a crisp.)

Pat R. · 2006-12-20, 07:08 AM

We used to do that in the dorms when someone brought a fat girl home from a party.

bxracer69 · 2006-12-20, 02:44 PM

its priceless when you get a stink bomb and that person is sleeping. Toss it in the room, lock teh door w/ the pennies, then bang on the door and wake him up.

rubberbiscuitt · 2006-12-21, 10:53 PM

how about a terd in a shoe?

100_Percent_Juice · 2006-12-22, 12:42 AM

"Its not really cheating...because its your dog!"

M3n2c3 · 2006-12-23, 06:05 PM

Note to self: never piss these guys off.

2006-12-19, 03:07 PM	#1
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	Awesome Pranks? So my brother dumpped a bucket of cold water on me the other day while I was in the shower, so its totally on now. Here a a couple of my ideas to get back at him. 1.) Throw a stray cat in the shower with him. 2.) Set his clocks forward an hour so he gets to work at 5am 3.) When he goes to sleep cover his door frame with tape, so when he wakes up in the morning, and tries to leave he walks into tape. 4.) Loosen the lug nuts on his wheels so while he's driving it just falls off. 5.) Kill a hooker and put her in the trunk of his car then report it stole. That's all I came up with so far. __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2006-12-19, 03:11 PM	#2
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	Came up with another one. Replace his shampoo with Nair. __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2006-12-19, 03:19 PM	#4
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	I say throw a dead hooker in the shower with him after you set his clocks ahead an hour. And a stray cat too. __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2006-12-19, 03:22 PM	#5
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	Poke holes in all his condoms... __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2006-12-19, 03:22 PM	#6
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	Angry raccoon in the shower would be better. Now there is a threat of rabies... ... though, you never know what the stray cat might have. __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2006-12-19, 03:13 PM	#3
Libila EJ205 Real Name: Tim Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,384 Car: '94 L	I like the tape on the door idea. ...and the dead hooker.

2006-12-19, 03:25 PM	#7
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	Take the shower head off, put some dye tablets/toilet bowl cleaner tablets/something awful stinky inside, and re-install the shower head... Oh, and Jello or Kool-aid powder works well too! __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can fck for HOURS..." Last edited by MPREZIV; 2006-12-19 at 03:35 PM.*

2006-12-19, 03:27 PM	#8
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	No No! Wait! Replace his cologne with Deer Urine, or Fox Urine! And then throw a dead hooker at him... __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2006-12-19, 03:36 PM	#10
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	Hunting supply stores. They sell it so you can use the scent to attract male deer/fox, so you can kill them! I could help you cross some wires in his car (if you can get the keys) so that every time he uses the brakes/blinker/headlights, the horn blows... __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can fck for HOURS..." Last edited by MPREZIV; 2006-12-19 at 03:38 PM.*

2006-12-19, 03:59 PM	#11
MorganK EJ22 Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 155	Saran wrap the toilet nice and unnoticable. Nothing is worse than pissing on yourself.

2006-12-19, 04:29 PM	#13
Joeyy i can has kart? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: CA Posts: 1,228	Do you have any rainbow stickers for the back of his car. "Hey, why are all the dudes checking me out".

2006-12-19, 05:13 PM	#15
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	throw a toaster in the bath when he is in it. Works every time. __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2006-12-19, 05:17 PM	#16
Dean Señor Cheap Bastarde Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 Location: $99 Tire Store Posts: 9,294 Car: $.04 STI Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.	Cover his car in tape maybe? Or go extreme... http://seccs.org/forums/showthread.php?t=2420 __________________ I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids... Last edited by Dean; 2006-12-19 at 05:20 PM.

2006-12-19, 06:39 PM	#17
Pat R. EJ251 Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Southeast Hades Posts: 593 Car: Red Class: Stockish ¿Quién es tu padre?	I've always been a fan of the old "salty toothbrush" gag. __________________ Movin' to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

2006-12-19, 09:36 PM	#18
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	^haha^ I know how to make that one even better. Film yourself sticking "a" toothbrush, not his real one, down your pants and rubbing it all around. Then do the salt in the toothbrush and leave the video in the front seat of his car. So then later that day he will watch the video and think the salty taste on his toothbrush is from your nuts. oh damn. __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2006-12-19, 10:06 PM	#19
bxracer69 EJ22 Real Name: Nick Langkamp Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the Road Posts: 384 Car: 2003 Mitsubishi Evo8 Class: SM Snowboarding....Because gravity is cheaper than gas	how about locking him in his room using pennies? You just push on the door as hard as you can and you cram as many pennies as you can in the crack between the door and the door frame, usually like 3 inches above and below the knob. This puts enough pressure on the latch that the knob cant be turned and the door cant be openned. My senior year of High School, we locked an entire hotel floor with $1.50. __________________ My better is better than your best. My fast smells like french toast. www.langkampracing.com

2006-12-20, 07:08 AM	#21
Pat R. EJ251 Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Southeast Hades Posts: 593 Car: Red Class: Stockish ¿Quién es tu padre?	We used to do that in the dorms when someone brought a fat girl home from a party. __________________ Movin' to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

2006-12-20, 02:44 PM	#22
bxracer69 EJ22 Real Name: Nick Langkamp Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the Road Posts: 384 Car: 2003 Mitsubishi Evo8 Class: SM Snowboarding....Because gravity is cheaper than gas	its priceless when you get a stink bomb and that person is sleeping. Toss it in the room, lock teh door w/ the pennies, then bang on the door and wake him up. __________________ My better is better than your best. My fast smells like french toast. www.langkampracing.com

2006-12-21, 10:53 PM	#23
rubberbiscuitt EJ22 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: south lake tahoe Posts: 234 Car: L just push the brake pedal.	how about a terd in a shoe?

2006-12-22, 12:42 AM	#24
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	"Its not really cheating...because its your dog!" __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2006-12-23, 06:05 PM	#25
M3n2c3 EJ205 Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Dayton, NV Posts: 1,888 Car: 2005 Impreza 2.5RS, 2000 Forester L Class: RNP sometimes (see motto) "Kids are ruining autocross."	Note to self: never piss these guys off. __________________ Small red text that looks curious at first glance but is ultimately inconsequential

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