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The Doink
Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002
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The inventor of Gatoraid died today of kidney failure.
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline...de-invent.html Musta been all the electrolytes his poor kidneys had to process for the last 40 years.
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(40 percent vodka)
Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006
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Im sure it had nothing to do with the fact that he was 80.
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The Doink
Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002
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EJ251
Real Name: Brian Join Date: Mar 2005
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Body parts start to fail around that age.
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EJ205
Real Name: Matt Taylor Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Cousin-F*ck, Carolina
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Wish in one hand and sh*t in the other...
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JDM Cowboy
Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003
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I see he's drinking the only flavor of Gatorade worth drinking.
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The Doink
Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 20,335
Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata
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He's not drinking that... he's adding the "secret ingredient" that's made Gatoraid #1 since 1965!
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Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005
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Bucket Racing Team
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Sacramento, Ca
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(40 percent vodka)
Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Reno, NV
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^If your referring to lemon-lime then hell yes!
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El Matador
Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Reno, NV
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Agreed, Lemon-Lime is the only acceptable flavor. Orange is for puffs.
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Bucket Racing Team
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Captain Turbo
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Reno
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I want grape drink
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Nightwalker
Real Name: Austin Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Oshkosh, WI
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FYI the grape drink gives you mud butt just like Ribs[tm].
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The Doink
Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Portland, OR
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Ribs give me "the 'itis".
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