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Old 2007-11-27, 01:37 PM   #1
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The inventor of Gatoraid died today of kidney failure.

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline...de-invent.html

Musta been all the electrolytes his poor kidneys had to process for the last 40 years.
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Old 2007-11-27, 02:04 PM   #2
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Im sure it had nothing to do with the fact that he was 80.
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Old 2007-11-27, 02:09 PM   #3
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Im sure it had nothing to do with the fact that he was 80.
Yeah, well, the cause of death was "kidney failure", not "being 80".
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Old 2007-11-27, 02:58 PM   #4
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Body parts start to fail around that age.
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Old 2007-11-27, 03:07 PM   #5
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I think the root cause was the rasberry beret - the kind you find in a second hand store...

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Old 2007-11-27, 04:17 PM   #6
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I see he's drinking the only flavor of Gatorade worth drinking.
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Old 2007-11-27, 04:26 PM   #7
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I see he's drinking the only flavor of Gatorade worth drinking.
He's not drinking that... he's adding the "secret ingredient" that's made Gatoraid #1 since 1965!
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Old 2007-11-27, 05:31 PM   #8
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I think the root cause was the rasberry beret - the kind you find in a second hand store...
Now I'm gonna have that damn song stuck in my head for the rest of the night... thanks man...
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Old 2007-11-29, 04:59 PM   #9
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Yellow > Orange
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Old 2007-11-29, 05:01 PM   #10
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^If your referring to lemon-lime then hell yes!
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Old 2007-11-29, 10:20 PM   #11
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Agreed, Lemon-Lime is the only acceptable flavor. Orange is for puffs.
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Old 2007-11-30, 09:27 AM   #12
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^If your referring to lemon-lime then hell yes!
Gatorade is about the original color, not the names.

yellow, orange, red ...

those are the only acceptable flavors, not this super ice fierce double hydration formula crap thats out now
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Old 2007-11-30, 10:12 AM   #13
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Old 2007-12-01, 03:57 PM   #14
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FYI the grape drink gives you mud butt just like Ribs[tm].
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Old 2007-12-03, 10:12 AM   #15
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FYI the grape drink gives you mud butt just like Ribs[tm].
Ribs give me "the 'itis".
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