Our UPS guy is cool... - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

MattR · 2005-12-13, 09:54 AM

So I was expecting an overnight letter from Phoenix this morning, it was to be delivered by 10 AM. My UPS guy wonders how I always know to come to the door before he rings the bell...well, his Brown truck has a cracked exhaust so it gurgles and backfires all the time, and when he drives down the street behind my house it lets a huge backfire out right before he downshifts.

I always know who it is. he says he likes how tough his truck sounds, so he hasn;t asked to get it fixed.

JonnydaJibba · 2005-12-13, 10:08 AM

I was driving on the freeway next a UPS truck yesterday. We were doing about 80 parallel to eachother and then he hella starts slicin' traffic. Hella clean too. Signalled every lane change, always looked over his shoulder. It was sick. I like UPS.

sperry · 2005-12-13, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

I was driving on the freeway next a UPS truck yesterday. We were doing about 80 parallel to eachother and then he hella starts slicin' traffic. Hella clean too. Signalled every lane change, always looked over his shoulder. It was sick. I like UPS.

Hella sick.

sti deede · 2005-12-13, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

I was driving on the freeway next a UPS truck yesterday. We were doing about 80 parallel to eachother and then he hella starts slicin' traffic. Hella clean too. Signalled every lane change, always looked over his shoulder. It was sick. I like UPS.

Ooh like Nate's Traffic scapel only bigger.

I got to hang out with our UPS driver while my co-worker duked it out with a a bum that was riding a bike and throwing beer bottles. It was awesome.

MikeK · 2005-12-13, 10:45 AM

hella-tastic!

MattR · 2005-12-13, 10:47 AM

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Ooh like Nate's Traffic scapel only bigger.

I got to hang out with our UPS driver while my co-worker duked it out with a a bum that was riding a bike and throwing beer bottles. It was awesome.

What the f?

That has got to be the most random post I've ever seen.

Nick Koan · 2005-12-13, 10:50 AM

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What the f?

That has got to be the most random post I've ever seen.

seconded

MattR · 2005-12-13, 10:52 AM

So, my UPS guy should be back later today with my super secret prototype hood dampers. I chose NOT to get teh green ones like everyone else. E.A.D.

sperry · 2005-12-13, 10:54 AM

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So, my UPS guy should be back later today with my super secret prototype hood dampers. I chose NOT to get teh green ones like everyone else. E.A.D.

I don't actually want green ones! In fact, I'll trade w/ anyone that's got non-green ones.

Or hell, I'll sell mine to someone that will pay about the same as the cost of some other brand.

MattR · 2005-12-13, 10:55 AM

Sorry Foo. Mine aren't fo sale.

Nick Koan · 2005-12-13, 10:56 AM

Carbon Fiber ones?

sperry · 2005-12-13, 10:58 AM

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Carbon Fiber ones?

Plain silver or black, or red would work.

MattR · 2005-12-13, 11:05 AM

Mine are silver. I was looking for red ones but could not find any. I suppose I could steal some vinyl from Pat and make them red.

sperry · 2005-12-13, 11:10 AM

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Mine are silver. I was looking for red ones but could not find any. I suppose I could steal some vinyl from Pat and make them red.

Ricer.

MattR · 2005-12-13, 11:11 AM

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Ricer.

Jealousy is a stinky cologne, Scott.

JC · 2005-12-13, 11:12 AM

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Plain silver or black, or red would work.

sperry · 2005-12-13, 11:14 AM

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Jealousy is a stinky cologne, Scott.

Whatever. You just wish you had a car as cool as mine. Which reminds me, if you want me to, I can go and blow up your motor anytime it's convienent for you, so you can start down the road to being as cool as me.

sperry · 2005-12-13, 11:15 AM

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I'm not gonna spray paint the Tein dampers when I can just sell 'em and get a different brand at no cost to me.

MattR · 2005-12-13, 11:16 AM

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Whatever. You just wish you had a car as cool as mine. Which reminds me, if you want me to, I can go and blow up your motor anytime it's convienent for you, so you can start down the road to being as cool as me.

I'm pretty sure I would have taken a different path than you, I could have had that Aston Martin I've always wanted by now

MattR · 2005-12-13, 11:16 AM

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...at no cost to me.

You sound like Billy Mays.

JC · 2005-12-13, 11:16 AM

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I'm not gonna spray paint the Tein dampers when I can just sell 'em and get a different brand at no cost to me.

Have you forgotten what it means to be a true SECCS tuner my misguided friend?

MattR · 2005-12-13, 11:17 AM

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Have you forgotten what it means to be a true SECCS tuner my misguided friend?

Stickers, Paint and rims mother f'er!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JC · 2005-12-13, 11:17 AM

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Stickers, Paint and rims mother f'er!!!!!!!!!!!!!

w3rd

sperry · 2005-12-13, 11:18 AM

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You sound like Billy Mays.

No...

NOW I SOUND LIKE BILLY MAYS!

MattR · 2005-12-13, 11:19 AM

OMG! This thread is on Fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-12-13, 09:54 AM	#1
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	Our UPS guy is cool... So I was expecting an overnight letter from Phoenix this morning, it was to be delivered by 10 AM. My UPS guy wonders how I always know to come to the door before he rings the bell...well, his Brown truck has a cracked exhaust so it gurgles and backfires all the time, and when he drives down the street behind my house it lets a huge backfire out right before he downshifts. I always know who it is. he says he likes how tough his truck sounds, so he hasn;t asked to get it fixed. __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2005-12-13, 10:08 AM	#2
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	I was driving on the freeway next a UPS truck yesterday. We were doing about 80 parallel to eachother and then he hella starts slicin' traffic. Hella clean too. Signalled every lane change, always looked over his shoulder. It was sick. I like UPS. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2005-12-13, 10:52 AM	#8
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	So, my UPS guy should be back later today with my super secret prototype hood dampers. I chose NOT to get teh green ones like everyone else. E.A.D. __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2005-12-13, 10:55 AM	#10
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	Sorry Foo. Mine aren't fo sale. __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2005-12-13, 10:56 AM	#11
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	Carbon Fiber ones? __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2005-12-13, 10:45 AM	#5
MikeK Captain Turbo Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reno Posts: 3,318 Car: 05 STi	hella-tastic!

2005-12-13, 11:05 AM	#13
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	Mine are silver. I was looking for red ones but could not find any. I suppose I could steal some vinyl from Pat and make them red. __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2005-12-13, 11:19 AM	#25
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	OMG! This thread is on Fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

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