FACT: If you put "FACT" in front of a sentence it suddenly seems more plausible! - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

sperry · 2007-08-18, 08:18 AM

FACT: There are more people alive today than all the dead people that have ever lived before.

FACT: There are more students in law school than there are lawyers practicing law.

FACT: 98% of the animal kingdom by weight is made up of insects.

FACT: MikeK has spent over 72% of his life pantsless.

FACT: The energy contained in one category 5 hurricane is enough to melt the polar ice cap.

FACT: The human nervous system is longer than the US telecom system.

FACT: 99% of all scientists that have ever lived are alive today.

FACT: One launch of the Saturn V rocket expended more energy than the sum of all motor racing, ever.

FACT: Insurance companies make more money insuring STi's than Subaru makes selling them.

FACT: Only 6% of the information on the Internet is true.

FACT: It takes an average of 40% more keystrokes to type in "1337 sp34k"

FACT: On any given Saturday night, 38% of the drivers on the road are drunk.

FACT: I made all these up.

MPREZIV · 2007-08-18, 10:38 AM

The last one was the best one...

although I'd be willing to bet the STi insurance one is true.

Nick Koan · 2007-08-18, 11:08 AM

FACT: Putting "FICTION:" in front of a sentence, it will seem less plausible

FICTION: Putting "FACT:" in front of a sentence, it will seem less plausible.

AtomicLabMonkey · 2007-08-18, 11:31 AM

I'd be willing to bet more than one is true.

Dean · 2007-08-18, 11:49 AM

Fixed:

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtomicLabMonkey

FACT: I'd be willing to bet more than one is true.

Nick Koan · 2007-08-18, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean

FACT: Fixed:

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtomicLabMonkey

FACT: I'd be willing to bet more than one is true.

FACT: sigh

Dean · 2007-08-18, 01:03 PM

FACT: 99% of all email is SPAM
FACT: There are more Subarus currently licensed in the US than were sold in the US prior to 2002.
FACT: Subaru has sold more AWD cars in the US since 2002 than all AUDI has sold worldwide since the introduction of Quattro.
FACT: 99% of the content on the Internet is porn. (by storage space required)
FACT: Internet Porn has reduced rape and other sexual related crimes by 10% every 5 years.
FACT: Scott has spent more on engines than on Tires, brake pads, oil and other consumables combined for his car.
FACT: Despite the availability of Porn on the internet, the quantity of print and video media porn has increased every year.
FACT: 99& of all porn with titles such as "Amateur", "Cheerleader", "College", "MILF", etc. do not actually contain any.
FACT: Nigerian banks have received over 1 million calls related to internet scams.
FACT: PayPAL Buyer protection has been found to actually protect and favor sellers over buyers.
FACT: 90% of all new items purchased on eBay could have been purchased locally for less after shipping and taxes.
FACT: 99% of all new items purchased from internet retailers could have been purchased from other internet retailers for less using simple tools like Froogle, Pricewatch, etc...
FACT: Over 99% of all questions related to rules for Solo and other racing series can be found by RTFRB.
FACT: Only 2 NASCAR(and it's preceding entities) sanctioned races ever held have been completed with no caution laps.
FACT: 98.6% of all failed smog tests are due to the owner not sufficiently warming up the vehicle prior to the test.
FACT: More money is spent on food, flowers and gifts per minute of consensual private party sex than per minute of professional service sex.
FACT: The Medical and pension/retirement benefits for members of the Sexual Professionals Union (local 69) are estimated to be worth 75% more over their lifetime than those of members of congress.
FACT: Oral Sex sucks for some.

MattR · 2007-08-18, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean

FACT: Only 2 NASCAR(and it's preceding entities) sanctioned races ever held have been completed with no caution laps.

OKay, I can't let that one slide..FALSE

FACT: The 1971 race at Bristol went caution free, along with the '97 race at Talladega and the '99 Race at Michigan. There are more where those came from...

Dean · 2007-08-18, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattR

OKay, I can't let that one slide..FALSE

FACT: The 1971 race at Bristol went caution free, along with the '97 race at Talladega and the '99 Race at Michigan. There are more where those came from...

FACT: I knew I should have used "5"...

van · 2007-08-18, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean

FACT: Oral Sex sucks for some.

only for my wife {andrew dice clay)OOH!{andrew dice clay)

tysonK · 2007-08-18, 05:17 PM

FACT: Dean is producing internet porn in his "other" underground garage?

MPREZIV · 2007-08-18, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tysonK

FACT: Dean is producing internet porn in his "other" underground garage?

FACT: The idea of Dean making porn creeps me the fuck out.

tysonK · 2007-08-18, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MPREZIV

FACT: The idea of Dean making porn creeps me the fuck out.

FACT

Dean · 2007-08-18, 05:29 PM

FACT: It was Scott in the basement doing I don't want to know what. Must have been the pimp, I mean recreation facilitator with the camera, not me!!!

100_Percent_Juice · 2007-08-18, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tysonK

FACT: Dean is producing internet porn in his "other" underground garage?

FACT: You can't state a fact and have it end with a question mark.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean

FACT: 99% of the content on the Internet is porn. (by storage space required)
FACT: Internet Porn has reduced rape and other sexual related crimes by 10% every 5 years.
FACT: Despite the availability of Porn on the internet, the quantity of print and video media porn has increased every year.
FACT: 99& of all porn with titles such as "Amateur", "Cheerleader", "College", "MILF", etc. do not actually contain any.
FACT: More money is spent on food, flowers and gifts per minute of consensual private party sex than per minute of professional service sex.
FACT: The Medical and pension/retirement benefits for members of the Sexual Professionals Union (local 69) are estimated to be worth 75% more over their lifetime than those of members of congress.
FACT: Oral Sex sucks for some.

FACT: I am never going over to Deans house again.

wrxkidid · 2007-08-19, 03:03 PM

FACT: Dean looks at more porn than the rest of SECCS combined.
FACT: This thread is somewhat disturbing.

MPREZIV · 2007-08-19, 03:05 PM

Quote:

FACT: 98.6% of all failed smog tests are due to the owner not sufficiently warming up the vehicle prior to the test.

this one's wrong too...

A1337STI · 2007-08-19, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wrxkidid

FACT: Dean looks at more porn than the rest of SECCS combined.
FACT: This thread is somewhat disturbing.

Yes to #2 , not sure on #1
I worked from 98 - Febuary 07 as an Adult Internet Entertainment Back end developer.

some how i don't think the medical software conventions will be as good as the Adult Entertainment ones

MattR · 2007-08-19, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1337STI

Back end developer.

Dean · 2007-08-19, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1337STI

Yes to #2 , not sure on #1
I worked from 98 - Febuary 07 as an Adult Internet Entertainment Back end developer.

some how i don't think the medical software conventions will be as good as the Adult Entertainment ones

FACT: Matt found teh funay first but we cannot accept his post as he did not post in the form of a "FACT:
FACT: 100% of Adult Internet Entertainment back end developers get screwed eventually.

A1337STI · 2007-08-19, 07:50 PM

Fact Deans post was teh

AtomicLabMonkey · 2007-08-20, 04:57 AM

FACT: The "FACT:" horse has been pretty well beaten to death at this point.

wrxkidid · 2007-08-20, 11:53 AM

FACT: Atomic Lab Monkey killed the thread.

AtomicLabMonkey · 2007-08-21, 03:05 AM

I think it actually died somewhere around Dean's porn posts.

2007-08-18, 11:08 AM	#3
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	FACT: Putting "FICTION:" in front of a sentence, it will seem less plausible FICTION: Putting "FACT:" in front of a sentence, it will seem less plausible. __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2007-08-18, 11:31 AM	#4
AtomicLabMonkey Nightwalker Real Name: Austin Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oshkosh, WI Posts: 4,063 Car: '13 WRX YGBSM	I'd be willing to bet more than one is true. __________________ "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you.. you're locked in here with me."

2007-08-18, 01:03 PM	#7
Dean Señor Cheap Bastarde Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 Location: $99 Tire Store Posts: 9,294 Car: $.04 STI Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.	FACT: 99% of all email is SPAM FACT: There are more Subarus currently licensed in the US than were sold in the US prior to 2002. FACT: Subaru has sold more AWD cars in the US since 2002 than all AUDI has sold worldwide since the introduction of Quattro. FACT: 99% of the content on the Internet is porn. (by storage space required) FACT: Internet Porn has reduced rape and other sexual related crimes by 10% every 5 years. FACT: Scott has spent more on engines than on Tires, brake pads, oil and other consumables combined for his car. FACT: Despite the availability of Porn on the internet, the quantity of print and video media porn has increased every year. FACT: 99& of all porn with titles such as "Amateur", "Cheerleader", "College", "MILF", etc. do not actually contain any. FACT: Nigerian banks have received over 1 million calls related to internet scams. FACT: PayPAL Buyer protection has been found to actually protect and favor sellers over buyers. FACT: 90% of all new items purchased on eBay could have been purchased locally for less after shipping and taxes. FACT: 99% of all new items purchased from internet retailers could have been purchased from other internet retailers for less using simple tools like Froogle, Pricewatch, etc... FACT: Over 99% of all questions related to rules for Solo and other racing series can be found by RTFRB. FACT: Only 2 NASCAR(and it's preceding entities) sanctioned races ever held have been completed with no caution laps. FACT: 98.6% of all failed smog tests are due to the owner not sufficiently warming up the vehicle prior to the test. FACT: More money is spent on food, flowers and gifts per minute of consensual private party sex than per minute of professional service sex. FACT: The Medical and pension/retirement benefits for members of the Sexual Professionals Union (local 69) are estimated to be worth 75% more over their lifetime than those of members of congress. FACT: Oral Sex sucks for some. __________________ I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids... Last edited by Dean; 2007-08-18 at 01:23 PM.

2007-08-18, 05:17 PM	#11
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	FACT: Dean is producing internet porn in his "other" underground garage? __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

2007-08-18, 05:29 PM	#14
Dean Señor Cheap Bastarde Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 Location: $99 Tire Store Posts: 9,294 Car: $.04 STI Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.	FACT: It was Scott in the basement doing I don't want to know what. Must have been the pimp, I mean recreation facilitator with the camera, not me!!! __________________ I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids...

2007-08-18, 08:18 AM	#1
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	FACT: If you put "FACT" in front of a sentence it suddenly seems more plausible! FACT: There are more people alive today than all the dead people that have ever lived before. FACT: There are more students in law school than there are lawyers practicing law. FACT: 98% of the animal kingdom by weight is made up of insects. FACT: MikeK has spent over 72% of his life pantsless. FACT: The energy contained in one category 5 hurricane is enough to melt the polar ice cap. FACT: The human nervous system is longer than the US telecom system. FACT: 99% of all scientists that have ever lived are alive today. FACT: One launch of the Saturn V rocket expended more energy than the sum of all motor racing, ever. FACT: Insurance companies make more money insuring STi's than Subaru makes selling them. FACT: Only 6% of the information on the Internet is true. FACT: It takes an average of 40% more keystrokes to type in "1337 sp34k" FACT: On any given Saturday night, 38% of the drivers on the road are drunk. FACT: I made all these up. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2007-08-18, 10:38 AM	#2
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	The last one was the best one... although I'd be willing to bet the STi insurance one is true. __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2007-08-19, 03:03 PM	#16
wrxkidid EJ205 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Incline Village, NV Posts: 1,232 Car: 1999 Jeep Grand Cherokee Ltd. 5.7l Class: None :/ Cory, just put a 4g63 in it.	FACT: Dean looks at more porn than the rest of SECCS combined. FACT: This thread is somewhat disturbing. __________________ Mosey down the road.

2007-08-19, 07:50 PM	#21
A1337STI EJ205 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,840 Car: Impreza and an Impreza Class: AS / CRS PerfStock "pedal on the right"	Fact Deans post was teh __________________ Fighting uphill battles, one bullet at a time!

2007-08-20, 04:57 AM	#22
AtomicLabMonkey Nightwalker Real Name: Austin Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oshkosh, WI Posts: 4,063 Car: '13 WRX YGBSM	FACT: The "FACT:" horse has been pretty well beaten to death at this point. __________________ "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you.. you're locked in here with me."

2007-08-20, 11:53 AM	#23
wrxkidid EJ205 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Incline Village, NV Posts: 1,232 Car: 1999 Jeep Grand Cherokee Ltd. 5.7l Class: None :/ Cory, just put a 4g63 in it.	FACT: Atomic Lab Monkey killed the thread. __________________ Mosey down the road.

2007-08-21, 03:05 AM	#24
AtomicLabMonkey Nightwalker Real Name: Austin Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oshkosh, WI Posts: 4,063 Car: '13 WRX YGBSM	I think it actually died somewhere around Dean's porn posts. __________________ "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you.. you're locked in here with me."

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