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sperry · 2004-01-14, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JC

Ask her what her favorite food is. If she says rice you are in. :wink: Or when you walk in just pull your pants down. Then say, "Oops wrong check-up, but hey since my pants are down...."

JC operates on a strict 21 and (way ) under rule

BWhahhhaha! Everything about this post is WRONG, but very funny.

MattR · 2004-01-14, 10:56 PM

I've given it some thought...I want my theme song to be :

"I ran"- Flock of Seagulls.

either that or:

"Smack my bitch up"- Prodigy

sperry · 2004-01-14, 11:04 PM

I'm gonna get a boom-box and a trench-coat and stand outside the office playing "Shock the Monkey".

sperry · 2004-01-14, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Perio Pixie

This post caught my attention. I'm a dental hygienist. In our office, if a person is interested in a patient or vice-versa, the best way to find out if the person is single and available is through the receptionist. All the people in a dental office are pretty close to each other, or will know some pertinent details about each person. And no, we don't act nice to everyone, just the ones we want to be nice to.

So, my advice is: call the receptionist, don't wait until your next dental appointment! She might be single now, but this might change by the next visit.

I like the theme song idea. I'll have to think some more about that one...

Is this Debbie posting under a new account?

I feel like I'm being set up!

AtomicLabMonkey · 2004-01-15, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by sperry

I'm gonna get a boom-box and a trench-coat and stand outside the office playing "Shock the Monkey".

I'm pretty sure that will work.

dknv · 2004-01-15, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by sperry

Is this Debbie posting under a new account?

I feel like I'm being set up!

Nope wasn't me but it's good don't you think?

I was thinking along the same lines as P Pixie's feedback -- go to the dental office, ask the receptionist "sorry I forgot when my next appt's supposed to be ..". After you get the info then ask said receptionist "is [hygienist's name] available? because if so I'd like to ask her out".

If she's available -- then go ask.

dknv · 2004-01-15, 10:50 AM

more ....
theme song idea is interesting but it's more effective when you have the attitude to back it up. Bad to the Bone would be good for a biker (and more than dental hygienists think they're cool), who's wearing the leather jacket, leather boots, maybe has some tatoos, and saunters into a place w/supreme confidence. James Bond theme - I don't think you have to have the car, but do be smooth. Turtleneck, dress pants, leather shoes, drinks something sophisticated, not beer.

So, grab a theme song that matches who you are -- or grab a theme song and adopt a new personality to go with it....

dknv · 2004-01-15, 11:03 AM

more ..
Lines are no good. But - I did like Mike's line, that one made me smile -- and as was already said if you make her smile, you've got an in.

Cars won't necessarily impress unless 1) girl is into cars or 2) its a delorean or a ferrari. If 2 -- well you know the type.

Tyson, if you want to beat off women with intercooler hoses -- you might be in for some interesting women!

MikeSTI · 2004-01-15, 12:09 PM

[quote="dknv"]more ..
Lines are no good. But - I did like Mike's line, that one made me smile -- and as was already said if you make her smile, you've got an in.

thx Deb for the props it's good to see I still got it

being married for 5 years now which stated with such no good lines. I do agree that lines are verry much lame but Iv'e always found a way to blend them with my personality, making them verry affective, for instance walk with unique style and say how' "U" do'in like Joey, the lovable guy for the show friends, with a nice smile and it instantly reminds them of a nice one night-stand or a great relationship that can start from there

and will deffinatly make them smile thats always the key!

sperry · 2004-01-15, 01:40 PM

So i guess breaking one of my teeth intentionally isn't necessary?

AtomicLabMonkey · 2004-01-15, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

So i guess breaking one of my teeth intentionally isn't necessary?

It might get you the sympathy angle...

dknv · 2004-01-15, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

So i guess breaking one of my teeth intentionally isn't necessary?

A bit drastic, and then some negative labels comes to mind (clumsy, accident-prone; or, weirdo-stalker).

If you get beyond that, then from a logistics standpoint maybe you'd get sympathy if she double duties as the dentist's assistant. Otherwise she may never know you're there.

sperry · 2004-01-15, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dknv

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

So i guess breaking one of my teeth intentionally isn't necessary?

A bit drastic, and then some negative labels comes to mind (clumsy, accident-prone; or, weirdo-stalker).

If you get beyond that, then from a logistics standpoint maybe you'd get sympathy if she double duties as the dentist's assistant. Otherwise she may never know you're there.

I was joking of course... besides, my teeth break about once a year as it is (my front teeth are all bonded due to a bike crash when I was 13, and an angry rasberry seed when I was 22), there's no need to intentionally chip one.

Nick Koan · 2004-01-15, 04:11 PM

Speaking of which, my recent dental visit found a cracked filling. Gotta go get that refilled (or crowned) sometime soon.

Now, if I only had a hot dental assistant

Kevin M · 2004-01-18, 02:06 PM

I hear there's some in Reno...

Beer Goddess · 2004-01-18, 05:54 PM

Hey Perry,

You know me I couldn't resist this thread. :wink: Congrats on the break up! Is it for real THIS TIME? Anyway, you know how much I hate lines, but if you gotta use one go with Mike's suggestion. The laugh-to-creepiness ratio on that line is higher than most so its o.k.

Still, YOU DO NOT NEED A LINE!!!!!!!!!! Just go for it and be yourself. Find something you want to do, like try a new restaurant, got to a movie, etc. and just invite her along. I know it seems way to easy and simple to be effective but I am tellin' ya' it works. I know, it worked on me.

sperry · 2004-01-18, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Beer Goddess

Hey Perry,

You know me I couldn't resist this thread. :wink: Congrats on the break up! Is it for real THIS TIME? Anyway, you know how much I hate lines, but if you gotta use one go with Mike's suggestion. The laugh-to-creepiness ratio on that line is higher than most so its o.k.

Still, YOU DO NOT NEED A LINE!!!!!!!!!! Just go for it and be yourself. Find something you want to do, like try a new restaurant, got to a movie, etc. and just invite her along. I know it seems way to easy and simple to be effective but I am tellin' ya' it works. I know, it worked on me.

Holy crap. When did this become a "Scott needs help with women" thread?

Love advice is like assholes, you're all assholes.... (or something).

For the record, I don't really have any major issues asking women out... the real problem is finding a pool of women to choose from. There's really none at work (plus I don't want to date a co-worker), and there's none in SECCS (save Debbie, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't like me "that way"

), and that about wraps up my social scene.

I started this post mostly for fun, not as a cry for help! You guys are gonna give me a complex! To be honest, I'm not really interested in my higentists... she's just hot. I don't know a thing about her, and I'm not really interested in going out on awkward 1st dates with women that I have no knowledge about. I just got out of a relationship with someone that I had no common interests with.

What I really want is to meet women that I'm sure I have something in common with... you know like race chicks or hot computer nerds...

Where are all the car tuning, database programming, cartoon watching, non-psycho, hot chicks (preferably blondes that are a little freaky in the sac)? If you see any, leave a SECCS card on their Subaru!

MattR · 2004-01-18, 09:25 PM

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Love advice is like assholes, you're all assholes.... (or something).

What I really want is to meet women that I'm sure I have something in common with... you know like race chicks or hot computer nerds...

Where are all the car tuning, database programming, cartoon watching, non-psycho, hot chicks (preferably blondes that are a little freaky in the sac)? If you see any, leave a SECCS card on their Subaru!

Definately the two best quotes ev4r!

dknv · 2004-01-18, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

Holy crap. When did this become a "Scott needs help with women" thread?

Love advice is like assholes, you're all assholes.... (or something).

yeah, this was a great reply!!

uh oh, made me laugh ...

STIwish · 2004-01-18, 10:10 PM

Poor Scott ... wait, no, poor me!! Im stuck in this hell hole where the 18-30 year old females are COMPLETELY non-existant ... there is NO fucking selection, none at all, unless I want to go for the jailbait or the MILF ... I REALLY FUCKING HATE THIS TOWN!!!!

AtomicLabMonkey · 2004-01-18, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

Holy crap. When did this become a "Scott needs help with women" thread?

Umm, as soon as you said:

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

She's prolly married or something, so this is a useless question, but what's the protocol for asking out someone you don't really know, that you see only once every 6 months?

You asked for it, dude.

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Originally Posted by sperry

There's really none at work (plus I don't want to date a co-worker), and there's none in SECCS (save Debbie, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't like me "that way" ), and that about wraps up my social scene.

Maybe that should be telling us something, hmmm?

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

Where are all the car tuning, database programming, cartoon watching, non-psycho, hot chicks (preferably blondes that are a little freaky in the sac)?

I got one of the few good ones out there, and even she doesn't tune cars/program databases/fly airplanes/whatever else. Her quote of the night: "Well, then he just needs to turn out the hot dental hygienist a few times and move on!"

sperry · 2004-01-18, 10:32 PM

Okay I guess my point was that this thread has become a "let's tell Scott how to pick up women" thread... while what I really need is a "Let's tell Scott where all the cool women in Reno are" thread.

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Originally Posted by AtomicLabMonkey

I got one of the few good ones out there, and even she doesn't tune cars/program databases/fly airplanes/whatever else. Her quote of the night: "Well, then he just needs to turn out the hot dental hygienist a few times and move on!"

Sounds like fun... 'cept then I'd have to get a new dentist, because "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially when she's got lots of sharp instruments to put in your mouth." :shock:

Kevin M · 2004-01-18, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

Where are all the car tuning, database programming, cartoon watching, non-psycho, hot chicks (preferably blondes that are a little freaky in the sac)? If you see any, leave a SECCS card on their Subaru!

Whatever happened to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

"especially when she's got lots of sharp instruments to put in your mouth." :shock:

sperry · 2004-01-19, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by BAN SUVS

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

Where are all the car tuning, database programming, cartoon watching, non-psycho, hot chicks (preferably blondes that are a little freaky in the sac)? If you see any, leave a SECCS card on their Subaru!

Whatever happened to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

"especially when she's got lots of sharp instruments to put in your mouth." :shock:

Dear Kevin,

Please edit your post so it makes sense.

Thanks,

The Managment.

MikeSTI · 2004-01-19, 09:40 AM

sorry Scott didn't mean to make you feel like you couldn't get a girl on your own......but if you want to know where all the hot girls are at all you had to do is ask

2004-01-14, 10:56 PM	#27
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	I've given it some thought...I want my theme song to be : "I ran"- Flock of Seagulls. either that or: "Smack my bitch up"- Prodigy __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2004-01-14, 11:04 PM	#28
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	I'm gonna get a boom-box and a trench-coat and stand outside the office playing "Shock the Monkey". __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2004-01-15, 12:09 PM	#34
MikeSTI EJ205 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 2,354 Car: 2004 STi Class: TSM I can't complain	[quote="dknv"]more .. Lines are no good. But - I did like Mike's line, that one made me smile -- and as was already said if you make her smile, you've got an in. thx Deb for the props it's good to see I still got it being married for 5 years now which stated with such no good lines. I do agree that lines are verry much lame but Iv'e always found a way to blend them with my personality, making them verry affective, for instance walk with unique style and say how' "U" do'in like Joey, the lovable guy for the show friends, with a nice smile and it instantly reminds them of a nice one night-stand or a great relationship that can start from there and will deffinatly make them smile thats always the key! __________________ Cobb Stage 2

2004-01-15, 01:40 PM	#35
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	So i guess breaking one of my teeth intentionally isn't necessary? __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2004-01-15, 04:11 PM	#39
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	Speaking of which, my recent dental visit found a cracked filling. Gotta go get that refilled (or crowned) sometime soon. Now, if I only had a hot dental assistant __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2004-01-15, 10:50 AM	#32
dknv EJ207 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: 39n53, 119w90 Posts: 2,698 Car: RX-8 Class: CS maybe	more .... theme song idea is interesting but it's more effective when you have the attitude to back it up. Bad to the Bone would be good for a biker (and more than dental hygienists think they're cool), who's wearing the leather jacket, leather boots, maybe has some tatoos, and saunters into a place w/supreme confidence. James Bond theme - I don't think you have to have the car, but do be smooth. Turtleneck, dress pants, leather shoes, drinks something sophisticated, not beer. So, grab a theme song that matches who you are -- or grab a theme song and adopt a new personality to go with it....

2004-01-15, 11:03 AM	#33
dknv EJ207 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: 39n53, 119w90 Posts: 2,698 Car: RX-8 Class: CS maybe	more .. Lines are no good. But - I did like Mike's line, that one made me smile -- and as was already said if you make her smile, you've got an in. Cars won't necessarily impress unless 1) girl is into cars or 2) its a delorean or a ferrari. If 2 -- well you know the type. Tyson, if you want to beat off women with intercooler hoses -- you might be in for some interesting women!

2004-01-18, 02:06 PM	#40
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	I hear there's some in Reno... __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2004-01-18, 05:54 PM	#41
Beer Goddess n00b Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Livermore, CA Posts: 9	Hey Perry, You know me I couldn't resist this thread. :wink: Congrats on the break up! Is it for real THIS TIME? Anyway, you know how much I hate lines, but if you gotta use one go with Mike's suggestion. The laugh-to-creepiness ratio on that line is higher than most so its o.k. Still, YOU DO NOT NEED A LINE!!!!!!!!!! Just go for it and be yourself. Find something you want to do, like try a new restaurant, got to a movie, etc. and just invite her along. I know it seems way to easy and simple to be effective but I am tellin' ya' it works. I know, it worked on me.

2004-01-18, 10:10 PM	#45
STIwish EJ251 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 894	Poor Scott ... wait, no, poor me!! Im stuck in this hell hole where the 18-30 year old females are COMPLETELY non-existant ... there is NO fucking selection, none at all, unless I want to go for the jailbait or the MILF ... I REALLY FUCKING HATE THIS TOWN!!!! __________________ STIwish

2004-01-19, 09:40 AM	#50
MikeSTI EJ205 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 2,354 Car: 2004 STi Class: TSM I can't complain	sorry Scott didn't mean to make you feel like you couldn't get a girl on your own......but if you want to know where all the hot girls are at all you had to do is ask __________________ Cobb Stage 2

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