2006-05-16, 12:43 PM | #1 |
Token
Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: sitting next to a big yellow box
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Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS
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No, I won't work on your car. F* your car
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My lift just broke!
And it scared the SHIT out of me!
I was lifting an Armada, which is right at the max. capacity of the lift anyways, weight wise, and the lift cable snapped! Like a f*cking RIFLE! Luckily the truck was only about 8 inches off the ground, because the driver's side lock on the rack hadn't engauged yet, and that side of the truck came down IMMEDIATELY! Imagine if it had been 8 FEET off the ground... Just thought I'd share. Now I have to go change my pants...
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2006-05-16, 12:45 PM | #2 |
EJ22T
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Reno
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Glad you're okay dude! And glad it was some lameass SUV that fell, and not somebody's cool autocross car!
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2006-05-16, 01:17 PM | #3 | |
EJ251
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Sparks
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Car: 2005 2.5 rs cgm
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Quote:
qouted because nobody will be able to find an "oh snap" picture that is as relevant as this one.
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2006-05-16, 01:31 PM | #4 |
JDM Cowboy
Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003
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Car: 2015 Mazda 3
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Damn buddy.
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2006-05-16, 01:41 PM | #5 |
Candy Mountain
Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005
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OMG Internet!
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Yikes. Glad you're okay Dude.
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2006-05-16, 01:49 PM | #6 |
EJ205
Real Name: Deede Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Sacramento, CA
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Eek. Here's this should help with the mess in your pants.
And a fresh clean pair of pants Glad to hear that your ok. I'd need to take a break for sure after something like that happened. |
2006-05-16, 01:50 PM | #7 |
El Matador
Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Reno, NV
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Holy Ish....that sounds fairly extreme.
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2006-05-16, 01:53 PM | #8 | |
JDM Cowboy
Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003
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2006-05-16, 02:13 PM | #9 |
warehouse SECCS
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: SoCal...
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That lift is racist!
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2006-05-16, 02:17 PM | #10 | |
The Doink
Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002
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The way out is through
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2006-05-16, 02:18 PM | #11 |
EJ207
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Master Slurper.
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Wow, you could have been the shortest guy in the club.
Ok bad joke.
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2006-05-16, 02:33 PM | #12 |
The Doink
Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002
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Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata
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The way out is through
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I found a more appropriate version of that picture.
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2006-05-16, 02:41 PM | #13 |
EJ22T
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Well played sir.
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2006-05-16, 03:30 PM | #14 |
EJ205
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Reno, NV
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Car: Impreza and an Impreza
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"pedal on the right"
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wow that must have been a rather crazy experiance. That's just like this one time at my job a keyboard almost fell on me .. well uhm. excluding the whole life in danger / searious injury threat aspects of your experiance.
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2006-05-16, 04:50 PM | #15 |
Seņor Cheap Bastarde
Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003
Location: $99 Tire Store
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Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.
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Wow, glad you are OK, and there wasn't a Subaru on the rack at the time...
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2006-05-17, 12:21 AM | #16 |
EJ251
Real Name: Dean W. Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: So close to hell you can see Sparks!
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They were all dead when I got here!
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Cory,
I think its time to find a new place, Nissan is not having a good year! Glad you weren't #3 dude!
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2006-05-17, 07:50 AM | #17 |
Token
Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005
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Posts: 3,589
Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS
Class: 05 TDSP
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Ok, the picture of the Armada falling off the lift is F*ing HILARIOUS!
It wasn't too bad altogether, only due to the fact that it wasn't too high up in the air, but it could have been BAD...
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