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M3n2c3 · 2006-07-20, 12:51 PM

Someone left a half-finished can of beer, snuggled inside a brown paper bag, sitting in one of the display bins on my sales floor. It was wedged between a row of DVDs and a DDR dance pad.

Days like this I feel sorry for my shortly-forthcoming son. "Welcome to the world, boy. Now let me teach you the phrase 'WTF.' It will come in handy."

cody · 2006-07-20, 02:03 PM

alcohol abuse?

Pat R. · 2006-07-20, 02:07 PM

Was it still cold? Nothin' better than a cold beer on a hot day.

MPREZIV · 2006-07-20, 02:17 PM

J, I for one would NEVER let you live it down if it was still cold, and you actually finished it!

MikeK · 2006-07-20, 03:04 PM

Pat would never let him live it down if he didn't

M3n2c3 · 2006-07-20, 09:47 PM

Ugh, no way. I might catch some contagious stupidity disease.

A1337STI · 2006-07-21, 08:28 AM

The alcohol in the beer should kill off anything too nasty. What kind of beer was it ? bucsh ? MGD ? Bud? sierra? tall boy ? regular ?

van · 2006-07-22, 07:55 AM

Pics?

M3n2c3 · 2006-07-22, 05:41 PM

No pics; I was at work.

And I don't remember what kind of beer it was. I think it was a dark silver can with metallic blue lettering. . .?

Bob Danger · 2006-07-22, 08:10 PM

Coors!

JonnydaJibba · 2006-10-26, 03:02 PM

This seemed like an appropriate place to show off our lovely communities stupidity...

From: http://reno.craigslist.org/rnr/226196590.html

I got chlamydia at the Safeway

Reply to: pers-226196590@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-10-26, 3:33PM PDT

A few weeks ago, I slipped while doing my grocery shopping and my cart went flying in front of me and I fell right onto the wet puddle, face down. I was wearing a short skirt (and yes I was wearing underwear). I was more embarrassed than hurt, and because it was late at night while they stock, I didn't involve the management since I wasn't injured. Unlike most people, I am not "sue happy." At least I wasn't. My skirt and underpants were extrememly damp. I finished my shopping and left.
Now, three weeks later after my vagina felt like it was on fire, my doctor has informed me that I have chlamydia. I am convinced that I contracted this in my fall, and that puddle I slipped on must have been the semen of the stockboys who are clearly diseased. I am going to discuss it with my friend who is an attorney because this is humiliating, embarrassing, and disgusting. I needed groceries, NOT V.D.

* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

cody · 2006-10-26, 03:08 PM

TTIWWOP

sonicsuby · 2006-10-26, 04:18 PM

wtf

Bob Danger · 2006-10-26, 04:27 PM

yehay for stupidity!

sperry · 2006-10-26, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

This seemed like an appropriate place to show off our lovely communities stupidity...

From: http://reno.craigslist.org/rnr/226196590.html

I got chlamydia at the Safeway

Reply to: pers-226196590@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-10-26, 3:33PM PDT

A few weeks ago, I slipped while doing my grocery shopping and my cart went flying in front of me and I fell right onto the wet puddle, face down. I was wearing a short skirt (and yes I was wearing underwear). I was more embarrassed than hurt, and because it was late at night while they stock, I didn't involve the management since I wasn't injured. Unlike most people, I am not "sue happy." At least I wasn't. My skirt and underpants were extrememly damp. I finished my shopping and left.
Now, three weeks later after my vagina felt like it was on fire, my doctor has informed me that I have chlamydia. I am convinced that I contracted this in my fall, and that puddle I slipped on must have been the semen of the stockboys who are clearly diseased. I am going to discuss it with my friend who is an attorney because this is humiliating, embarrassing, and disgusting. I needed groceries, NOT V.D.

* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Bullshit. That's the stupidest excuse for "oops, I banged some dirty guy who gave me the clap" that I've ever heard.

Nick Koan · 2006-10-26, 05:02 PM

"I need groceries, NOT V.D." is comedy gold.

AtomicLabMonkey · 2006-10-27, 04:17 AM

I laugh hysterically every time I see Reno-911 on the TV, because it reflects the real city so well.

SlickNick112 · 2006-10-27, 05:31 AM

Real or not, I laughed my ass off!

cody · 2006-10-27, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtomicLabMonkey

I laugh hysterically every time I see Reno-911 on the TV, because it reflects the real city so well.

I didn't really think that show was funny until I moved here. Now I laugh my ass off.

My mouf's all dry from smokin the cronic

2006-07-20, 12:51 PM	#1
M3n2c3 EJ205 Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Lubbock, TX Posts: 1,888 Car: Current: 2014 Forester 2.5i Premium. Old: 2005 Impreza 2.5RS, 2000 Forester L Class: RNP, long ago (see motto) "Kids are ruining autocross."	The world is doomed. Someone left a half-finished can of beer, snuggled inside a brown paper bag, sitting in one of the display bins on my sales floor. It was wedged between a row of DVDs and a DDR dance pad. Days like this I feel sorry for my shortly-forthcoming son. "Welcome to the world, boy. Now let me teach you the phrase 'WTF.' It will come in handy." __________________ Small red text that looks curious at first glance but is ultimately inconsequential

2006-07-20, 02:03 PM	#2
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	alcohol abuse? __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2006-07-20, 02:17 PM	#4
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	J, I for one would NEVER let you live it down if it was still cold, and you actually finished it! __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2006-07-20, 09:47 PM	#6
M3n2c3 EJ205 Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Lubbock, TX Posts: 1,888 Car: Current: 2014 Forester 2.5i Premium. Old: 2005 Impreza 2.5RS, 2000 Forester L Class: RNP, long ago (see motto) "Kids are ruining autocross."	Ugh, no way. I might catch some contagious stupidity disease. __________________ Small red text that looks curious at first glance but is ultimately inconsequential

2006-07-21, 08:28 AM	#7
A1337STI EJ205 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,840 Car: Impreza and an Impreza Class: AS / CRS PerfStock "pedal on the right"	The alcohol in the beer should kill off anything too nasty. What kind of beer was it ? bucsh ? MGD ? Bud? sierra? tall boy ? regular ? __________________ Fighting uphill battles, one bullet at a time!

2006-07-20, 02:07 PM	#3
Pat R. EJ251 Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Southeast Hades Posts: 593 Car: Red Class: Stockish ¿Quién es tu padre?	Was it still cold? Nothin' better than a cold beer on a hot day.

2006-07-20, 03:04 PM	#5
MikeK Captain Turbo Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reno Posts: 3,318 Car: 05 STi	Pat would never let him live it down if he didn't

2006-07-22, 07:55 AM	#8
van SECCS Brewmeister Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: on the edge of a marsh Posts: 1,451	Pics?

2006-07-22, 05:41 PM	#9
M3n2c3 EJ205 Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Lubbock, TX Posts: 1,888 Car: Current: 2014 Forester 2.5i Premium. Old: 2005 Impreza 2.5RS, 2000 Forester L Class: RNP, long ago (see motto) "Kids are ruining autocross."	No pics; I was at work. And I don't remember what kind of beer it was. I think it was a dark silver can with metallic blue lettering. . .? __________________ Small red text that looks curious at first glance but is ultimately inconsequential

2006-07-22, 08:10 PM	#10
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	Coors! __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2006-10-26, 03:02 PM	#11
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	This seemed like an appropriate place to show off our lovely communities stupidity... From: http://reno.craigslist.org/rnr/226196590.html I got chlamydia at the Safeway Reply to: pers-226196590@craigslist.org Date: 2006-10-26, 3:33PM PDT A few weeks ago, I slipped while doing my grocery shopping and my cart went flying in front of me and I fell right onto the wet puddle, face down. I was wearing a short skirt (and yes I was wearing underwear). I was more embarrassed than hurt, and because it was late at night while they stock, I didn't involve the management since I wasn't injured. Unlike most people, I am not "sue happy." At least I wasn't. My skirt and underpants were extrememly damp. I finished my shopping and left. Now, three weeks later after my vagina felt like it was on fire, my doctor has informed me that I have chlamydia. I am convinced that I contracted this in my fall, and that puddle I slipped on must have been the semen of the stockboys who are clearly diseased. I am going to discuss it with my friend who is an attorney because this is humiliating, embarrassing, and disgusting. I needed groceries, NOT V.D. * no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2006-10-26, 03:08 PM	#12
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	TTIWWOP

2006-10-26, 04:18 PM	#13
sonicsuby Wagon Ho #2 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 657	wtf

2006-10-26, 04:27 PM	#14
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	yehay for stupidity! __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2006-10-26, 05:02 PM	#16
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	"I need groceries, NOT V.D." is comedy gold. __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2006-10-27, 04:17 AM	#17
AtomicLabMonkey Nightwalker Real Name: Austin Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oshkosh, WI Posts: 4,063 Car: '13 WRX YGBSM	I laugh hysterically every time I see Reno-911 on the TV, because it reflects the real city so well. __________________ "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you.. you're locked in here with me."

2006-10-27, 05:31 AM	#18
SlickNick112 EJ251 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Everett, WA Posts: 603 Car: '06 Impreza WRX STi Class: Out of class! I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.	Real or not, I laughed my ass off! __________________ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " *~Frank Sinatra*

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