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Old 2007-07-16, 12:24 PM   #26
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Old 2007-07-16, 12:45 PM   #27
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Start stabbing yourself a lot to try to build up a tolerance
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Old 2007-07-16, 12:58 PM   #28
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bull.
I fully intend on throwing wrenches at him...
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Old 2007-07-16, 01:05 PM   #29
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I fully intend on throwing wrenches at him...
That was the idea.
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Old 2007-07-16, 01:21 PM   #30
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Duct Tape that thing to a self-propelled lawn mower and you are all set!

Or else just go around flipping off white Caddies in the Deep South....
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Old 2007-07-16, 01:22 PM   #31
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I fully intend on throwing wrenches at him...
He'll probably move even faster if they are Penis Wrenches.
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Old 2007-07-16, 01:50 PM   #32
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