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			Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 
				Location: sitting next to a big yellow box 
				
				
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			At least, according to your profile it says you're 63!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	"...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."  | 
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			Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 
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			Haha.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Tim Join Date: Jun 2004 
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			Is he off work today Cory? If so I'm going to call him numerous times just to bother him. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	HBD buddy  | 
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			Happy Birthday!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 
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			Happy Birthday Bob-o.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Kevin Join Date: Jan 2007 
				Location: North Lake Tahoe, NV 
				
				
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			Happy Birthday!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Join Date: Feb 2004 
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			Happy birthday!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 
				Location: Californication 
				
				
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			Happy Birthday Bob!  I can't wait to hear what kind of shinanigans occur this year.  I seem to remember last year's bday thread being fairly entertaining.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 
				Location: $99 Tire Store 
				
				
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			He doesn't look a day over 53.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 
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			Where is Bob?  Did he start drinking at 12:01 am, and pass out by 1:30?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 
				Location: sitting next to a big yellow box 
				
				
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			He's no more than 15 yards away from me right now, changing the oil on a Versa.  Or maybe that's a Sentra.  One of those shit-boxes, I can't tell.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			HBD Bobby. Give me a call when you get off.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 
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			When does Bob wanna change the oil on my truck?  Ask him that... then tell him HBD for me.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 
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			Bob, I have some good news for you and some bad news for you. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			The bad news is that I still haven't seen them put more hot wings into the vending machine here at work, so I can't get you any for your birthday. And the good news is... well, that's pretty much the good news too. 
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			Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 
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			I got no problem paying for the oil change. I just wanted to time it so the detail guy could do the truck during the same trip to nissan.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			happy super late bday 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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