Bob vs. Jonny - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

sperry · 2008-12-04, 11:03 PM

...is getting old.

Seriously, the crown of "biggest SECCS a-hole" isn't up for grabs, so enough with the competing.

*polishes crown*

MattR · 2008-12-05, 07:26 AM

What a dick.

MPREZIV · 2008-12-05, 07:27 AM

Aww... I thought we were taking bets on who would win in a knife fight...

tysonK · 2008-12-05, 07:30 AM

ahh. to be young and in love...

Nick Koan · 2008-12-05, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MPREZIV

Aww... I thought we were taking bets on who would win in a knife fight...

Do you think their knife fight would be more like a monkey knife fight,

or a West Side Story knife fight?

JonnydaJibba · 2008-12-05, 08:49 AM

Since the first time I met Bobby it's been like this. I knocked on his door to see if Big Bob was home and this asshole says to me he says "What do you want the AC is on." I said "What is AC?" He replies "AIR CONDITIONING!" and then slams the door in my face.

You can't come between us Scott.

For the record: If Bobby and I got into a knife fight Bobby would win. I would bring a sword and Bobby would bring a gun.

cody · 2008-12-05, 09:44 AM

Let's argue about arguing.

Joeyy · 2008-12-05, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cody

Let's argue about arguing.

No arguing on Candy Mountain.

cody · 2008-12-05, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joeyy

No arguing on Candy Mountain.

You're the Banana King.

MPREZIV · 2008-12-05, 10:04 AM

Definitely Monkey Knife Fight. Bob can't dance...

El Mocha King · 2008-12-05, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

Since the first time I met Bobby it's been like this. I knocked on his door to see if Big Bob was home and this asshole says to me he says "What do you want the AC is on." I said "What is AC?" He replies "AIR CONDITIONING!" and then slams the door in my face.

It's not his fault that Dad is an AC Nazi...or that he was dropped on his head as a small child....or that Steve and I used to sit on his face without pants on...

sperry · 2008-12-05, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Mocha King

It's not his fault that Dad is an AC Nazi...or that he was dropped on his head as a small child....or that Steve and I used to sit on his face without pants on...

This may be the funniest 1st post on SECCS ever.

cody · 2008-12-05, 10:54 AM

So there's gotta be a name for that...Tea Bagging meets Rusty Trombone?

El Mocha King · 2008-12-05, 11:24 AM

I think it's called being left alone at home with your two older brothers, while your parents are out gambling and running your mouth off because you having an insatiable need to have asses and cocks in and around your mouth.
But you'd have to ask Bobby...

cody · 2008-12-05, 11:40 AM

I need to see Superbad again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPuN1_esq8o (NSFW)

El Mocha King · 2008-12-05, 11:46 AM

Agreed.
Emma Stone FTMFW!

Bob Danger · 2008-12-05, 12:27 PM

Dude you don't have to lie to kick it.

P.S. I'm going to murder your cat, have it stuffed, and give it to you for x-mas.

El Mocha King · 2008-12-05, 12:29 PM

you know I only speak the truth

and my cat would eat you

Bob Danger · 2008-12-05, 12:42 PM

All this coming from the guy who was seen walking out of his room with the peanut butter and the dog and still denies anything happened.

El Mocha King · 2008-12-05, 12:53 PM

Too bad that was your brother and not me.

You know I wouldn't waste precious peanut butter on the dog!

100_Percent_Juice · 2008-12-05, 12:56 PM

Whats happening in here!?

JonnydaJibba · 2008-12-05, 01:04 PM

We're discussing how Bobby was forced to lick a chubby half-Asians butthole.

El Mocha King · 2008-12-05, 01:06 PM

whoa whoa Jon, don't go putting words in my post, I never said he was forced...

ScottyS · 2008-12-05, 02:53 PM

You know things are out of control when you have to lock your own thread......

100_Percent_Juice · 2008-12-05, 03:26 PM

I see no reason to lock this thread.

2008-12-04, 11:03 PM	#1
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	Bob vs. Jonny ...is getting old. Seriously, the crown of "biggest SECCS a-hole" isn't up for grabs, so enough with the competing. polishes crown __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2008-12-05, 07:26 AM	#2
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	What a dick. __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2008-12-05, 07:27 AM	#3
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	Aww... I thought we were taking bets on who would win in a knife fight... __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2008-12-05, 07:30 AM	#4
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	ahh. to be young and in love... __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

2008-12-05, 08:49 AM	#6
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Since the first time I met Bobby it's been like this. I knocked on his door to see if Big Bob was home and this asshole says to me he says "What do you want the AC is on." I said "What is AC?" He replies "AIR CONDITIONING!" and then slams the door in my face. You can't come between us Scott. For the record: If Bobby and I got into a knife fight Bobby would win. I would bring a sword and Bobby would bring a gun. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2008-12-05, 09:44 AM	#7
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	Let's argue about arguing. __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2008-12-05, 10:04 AM	#10
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	Definitely Monkey Knife Fight. Bob can't dance... __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2008-12-05, 10:54 AM	#13
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	So there's gotta be a name for that...Tea Bagging meets Rusty Trombone? __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2008-12-05, 11:24 AM	#14
El Mocha King n00b Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Carson City, NV Posts: 10 Car: 03 Honda Civic Si (EP3) Class: noob ephatch.com/forum	I think it's called being left alone at home with your two older brothers, while your parents are out gambling and running your mouth off because you having an insatiable need to have asses and cocks in and around your mouth. But you'd have to ask Bobby...

2008-12-05, 11:40 AM	#15
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	I need to see Superbad again. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPuN1_esq8o (NSFW) __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2008-12-05, 11:46 AM	#16
El Mocha King n00b Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Carson City, NV Posts: 10 Car: 03 Honda Civic Si (EP3) Class: noob ephatch.com/forum	Agreed. Emma Stone FTMFW!

2008-12-05, 12:27 PM	#17
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	Dude you don't have to lie to kick it. P.S. I'm going to murder your cat, have it stuffed, and give it to you for x-mas. __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2008-12-05, 12:29 PM	#18
El Mocha King n00b Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Carson City, NV Posts: 10 Car: 03 Honda Civic Si (EP3) Class: noob ephatch.com/forum	you know I only speak the truth and my cat would eat you

2008-12-05, 12:42 PM	#19
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	All this coming from the guy who was seen walking out of his room with the peanut butter and the dog and still denies anything happened. __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2008-12-05, 12:53 PM	#20
El Mocha King n00b Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Carson City, NV Posts: 10 Car: 03 Honda Civic Si (EP3) Class: noob ephatch.com/forum	Too bad that was your brother and not me. You know I wouldn't waste precious peanut butter on the dog!

2008-12-05, 12:56 PM	#21
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	Whats happening in here!? __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2008-12-05, 01:04 PM	#22
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	We're discussing how Bobby was forced to lick a chubby half-Asians butthole. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2008-12-05, 01:06 PM	#23
El Mocha King n00b Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Carson City, NV Posts: 10 Car: 03 Honda Civic Si (EP3) Class: noob ephatch.com/forum	whoa whoa Jon, don't go putting words in my post, I never said he was forced...

2008-12-05, 02:53 PM	#24
ScottyS EJ205 Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: RNO Posts: 2,367 Car: 1998 Impreza Wagon, 1991 Legacy Turbo Sedan, 2003 Nissan Xterra Class: tvFree Yes, I'll fix it for you. Again.	You know things are out of control when you have to lock your own thread...... __________________ "Trend Number One is that people aren't getting any smarter." Dogbert

2008-12-05, 03:26 PM	#25
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	I see no reason to lock this thread. __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

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