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|  2010-05-26, 08:52 AM | #1 | |
| The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR 
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			Without second language english speakers, we just wouldn't get gems like this in our email: Quote: 
 
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|  2010-05-26, 09:05 AM | #2 | 
| JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere 
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			When I saw this thread, I knew was almost certain it was going to be about that e-mail. Please have fun! 
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|  2010-05-26, 09:24 AM | #3 | 
| El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV 
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			Oh, I get some good one's too! But that is a classic.  Nice job on decoding it.  This is how I feel whenever I get a PM from MikeK.     
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|  2010-05-26, 09:56 AM | #4 | 
| Captain Turbo Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reno 
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			Is all y'alls saying I don't talk good anyways? Now if you'll excuse me I have to go eat some mayonnaise sandwiches. | 
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|  2010-05-26, 11:25 AM | #5 | |
| EJ205 Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: RNO 
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 Your translation is elegant. 
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|  2010-05-26, 11:51 AM | #6 | 
| EJ22 Real Name: John B. Join Date: May 2005 Location: Behind a brick wall. 
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			I think we need one of these posted daily!
		 
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|  2010-05-26, 11:52 AM | #7 | 
| EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno 
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			Actually in my experiences, Nigerian princes/banking mogul heirs have fairly decent grammar.
		 
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|  2010-05-26, 12:02 PM | #8 | 
| The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR 
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			Actually, the person that posted it is a decent engineer, but her English is pretty bad.  I don't think she ever learned how to conjugate a verb.  And while I'll rip all day long on people's online grammar/spelling, ESL folks get a pass from me.  It's not like I could do better writing in Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Indian, or Australian.
		 
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|  2010-05-26, 12:19 PM | #9 | 
| JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere 
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			G'day mate.  Why don't ye put a'other vegemite sandie on the barbie before we go hooning about.
		 
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|  2010-05-26, 12:40 PM | #10 | |
| EJ205 Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: RNO 
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  No pants, to boot. 
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|  2010-05-26, 02:17 PM | #11 | 
| The Don Real Name: Aaron Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sacramento 
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			Dude, Chinese Engineer is a completely different language.  I speak it fluently but don't have a chance with traditional Chinese.  We get gems like "please enjoy the triple test" - it's like having your own internal meme source. And what Scott said - I'd be way worse speaking their language and appreciate the efforts, it's just great material sometimes. The names are even better - we have a Stone and Licky Wang, Rambo Dong, Rainbow Ho.....   
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|  2010-05-26, 03:29 PM | #12 | |
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|  2010-05-26, 03:42 PM | #13 | 
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			Row faster, I hear banjos.
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|  2010-05-26, 04:01 PM | #14 | 
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|  2010-05-28, 06:28 AM | #15 | |
| Nightwalker Real Name: Austin Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oshkosh, WI 
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|  2010-05-28, 12:38 PM | #16 | |
| EJ205 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Reno, NV 
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 /Pro America Rant  still a great point, it does delivery us great Gems of amusement. | |
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|  2010-05-28, 12:44 PM | #17 | |
| The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR 
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 You on the other hand need to learn the difference between "with in" and "within".   
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|  2010-05-28, 01:08 PM | #18 | 
| The Don Real Name: Aaron Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sacramento 
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			We don't need ESL people to amuse us with goofy engrish online, we have Alex. Who *does* delivery us great Gems of amusement. 
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