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			 The Doink 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 
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			Poor bastard.  You're officially "old" today.  Sorry bud. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			![]() Happy Birthday! 
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			 Little Slugger 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Kevin Join Date: Jan 2007 
				Location: North Lake Tahoe, NV 
				
				
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			 Candy Mountain 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 
				Location: Californication 
				
				
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			Aw, chear up old guy. Happy Birthday!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 SECCS Brewmeister 
			
			
			
				
			
			Join Date: Oct 2005 
				Location: on the edge of a marsh 
				
				
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			 The Don 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Aaron Join Date: Oct 2003 
				Location: Sacramento 
				
				
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			Damn whippersnappers!  Happy birthday, buddy!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Señor Cheap Bastarde 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 
				Location: $99 Tire Store 
				
				
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				Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI 
				 Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me. 
				
				
				
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			Eeeh? Where is my hearing aid? Nick is old and gruff? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Repeat after me... "You damn kids, get off my lawn..." now throw your slipper without your robe coming open. 
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	I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids...  | 
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			 Señor Cheap Bastarde 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 
				Location: $99 Tire Store 
				
				
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				 Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me. 
				
				
				
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			Eeeh? Where is my hearing aid? Nick is old and gruff? 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Repeat after me... "You damn kids, get off my lawn..." now throw your slipper without your robe coming open. 
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			 The Don 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Aaron Join Date: Oct 2003 
				Location: Sacramento 
				
				
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			Nick, now you have to start doubleposting, too.  We all have lessons to learn about old man status from Dean  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Señor Cheap Bastarde 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 
				Location: $99 Tire Store 
				
				
					Posts: 9,294
				 
				
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				Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI 
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			Not me, damn Intarweb did it. My link is ubber slow this AM. Kill one please. Or not...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 warehouse SECCS 
			
			
			
				
			
			Join Date: Mar 2003 
				Location: SoCal... 
				
				
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			welcome to the thirties club. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			if you look behind you can see your high metabolism and flexible joints waving goodbye. 
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			Join Date: Sep 2003 
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			That old mexican looks pretty spry. Happy birthday Mr. Koan!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 EJ207 
			
			
			
				
			
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			No no no.  50 is the new 40.  40 is the new 30.   
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	30 is wonderful. Let me have my 30 back! Happy BD!  | 
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			 El Matador 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 
				Location: Reno, NV 
				
				
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			Happy Birthday Nick!  Now you're actually as old as your beard makes you look!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 
				Location: sitting next to a big yellow box 
				
				
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			Late to the party...  Hope you had a good one dude!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 JDM Cowboy 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 
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			Happy Birthday dude! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			EDIT: Wait, what? Thanks guys! 
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			Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004 
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			Heheh, welcome to the 1337 thirties!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Happy b-day Nick!  I hope you age better than I am these days!  3 eye surgeries this year and more to come - yee haw!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Join Date: Dec 2002 
				Location: Reno, Nevada 
				
				
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 Me too, always late. Happy Birthday Nick!! 
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			Join Date: Jan 2006 
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			the 1337  30's ? did i start that club?   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	lmao happy b-day or something...  | 
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			 The Doink 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 
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			+1! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Little Slugger 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Kevin Join Date: Jan 2007 
				Location: North Lake Tahoe, NV 
				
				
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				 Car: 05 WRB STI Wagon/00 BRP GC Sedan 
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			 Candy Mountain 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 
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			Happy Birthday, Nick! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Today's my Grandma's birthday too. But I'm sure she's a touch older than you. 
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			 EJ22 
			
			
			
				
			
			Real Name: Jake Niedle Join Date: Mar 2008 
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			Happy birthday Nick!!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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