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JC · 2004-09-01, 04:39 PM

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Man grow some balls, iv been to the track, BORING. It blows. i mean on the street is jus crunk as hell man, u don know if the cops gon show up or what,jus down right exciting. real racers take it to the streets, thats where the party is. Face it, street racing is here to stay man. Learn to like it, and i never said i was a champion, hell i dont cut my car loose that much

Who can guess his age?

AtomicLabMonkey · 2004-09-01, 04:42 PM

16 yrs old.

Crunk as hell? He's been listening to this guy too much...

JC · 2004-09-01, 04:44 PM

Close...

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Youd be surprised. My reaction time is AMAZING. Its in my blood, always has been.

sti deede · 2004-09-01, 05:50 PM

This guy got to be at least 60 or so, and he's a man of the streets.
definately an OG. His name's "Butt-jugglin Crack Baby" verifiable from
http://gangstaname.com/index.php
Here's the self portrait.

Hez got skillz.

sperry · 2004-09-01, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JC

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Man grow some balls, iv been to the track, BORING. It blows. i mean on the street is jus crunk as hell man, u don know if the cops gon show up or what,jus down right exciting. real racers take it to the streets, thats where the party is. Face it, street racing is here to stay man. Learn to like it, and i never said i was a champion, hell i dont cut my car loose that much

Who can guess his age?

The reason he thinks the track is boring is because he's going to a 1/4 mile track. I have to agree... that is boring... try turning.

<insert racer's pyramid here>

I'm happy to say I've moved up from the AutoX tier to HPDE tier. I can't wait to be a full fledged track whore! BTW: I am now looking for a 2nd job to afford new brakes.

Dean · 2004-09-01, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JC

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Man grow some balls, iv been to the track, BORING. It blows. i mean on the street is jus crunk as hell man, u don know if the cops gon show up or what,jus down right exciting. real racers take it to the streets, thats where the party is. Face it, street racing is here to stay man. Learn to like it, and i never said i was a champion, hell i dont cut my car loose that much

Who can guess his age?

To answer this question, we must read between the lines...
Doesn't capitalize "I" even after a period or use apostrophes means < 20

Has been exposed to the Doobie brothers " take[n] it to the streets" means over 30, and likely over 35 or more likely, parents are.

Attempts to be cool by dropping occasional letters like IM speak/street, but not consistant, or "correct" in usage means he is <16.

"been to the track, BORING."... "been", not raced, run, dragged, etc. Means his parents took him and he wasn't allowed to bring his friends. <16

"thats where the party is" Has clearly never been to a street race, or a party where alcohol is served other than to his parents, <16

"hell i dont cut my car loose that much" means he doesn't own/have a car, much less a license/permit. <15.5

Taking all the data into consideration, I would guess 14-15 tops.

Nick Koan · 2004-09-01, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

BTW: I am now looking for a 2nd job to afford new brakes.

We just need to start our race prep shop/milkshake stand

sp00ln · 2004-09-01, 09:10 PM

CRUNK!!!

WHAT?!?!?!?!!!!!!!

OOOKKAAAYYYY!!!!!!

JC · 2004-09-01, 09:55 PM

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AWD, SHIT HAPPENS!!! How u get experince?? Learn to handle your car first, trust me pal it aint that hard, im pretty damn good at it an i only been drivin for 3 yrs.

Answer: 18

Dean · 2004-09-01, 10:03 PM

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AWD, SHIT HAPPENS!!! How u get experince?? Learn to handle your car first, trust me pal it aint that hard, im pretty damn good at it an i only been drivin for 3 yrs.

Answer: 18

For all the same reasons, this is clearly also a lie. I might be willing to believe he has been driving 3 months, 6 tops, but would still bet he doesn't actually own a car, and at most drives his parents, but more likely doesn't . <=16.

JC · 2004-09-01, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dean

For all the same reasons, this is clearly also a lie. I might be willing to believe he has been driving 3 months, 6 tops, but would still bet he doesn't actually own a car, and at most drives his parents, but more likely doesn't . <=16.

See Dean your flaw in logic is you try to apply Subaru owner standards to SRT-4 owners. SRT-4 owners don't act their age, if they did they would buy a real car.

Nick Koan · 2004-09-01, 10:21 PM

you got a link to this thread?

Dean · 2004-09-01, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JC

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Originally Posted by Dean

For all the same reasons, this is clearly also a lie. I might be willing to believe he has been driving 3 months, 6 tops, but would still bet he doesn't actually own a car, and at most drives his parents, but more likely doesn't . <=16.

See Dean your flaw in logic is you try to apply Subaru owner standards to SRT-4 owners. SRT-4 owners don't act their age, if they did they would buy a real car.

I don't know JC, I stick by my contention that he doesn't even own a car much less an SRT-4... See if you can find a post of a picture of "his" car, and I bet you can find it somewhere else with Google...

sp00ln · 2004-09-01, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JC

SRT-4 owners don't act their age, if they did they would buy a real car.

not to be a dick, but i'll defend the SRT-4 to anyone. That car is one hell of a machiene. I have a video of a stock one rocking a modded black WRX. 3'' exhaust, intake, yada yada yada.

Anywho, does this kid live in reno?

JC · 2004-09-01, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by nKoan

you got a link to this thread?

http://www.srtforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78756

JC · 2004-09-01, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dean

I don't know JC, I stick by my contention that he doesn't even own a car much less an SRT-4... See if you can find a post of a picture of "his" car, and I bet you can find it somewhere else with Google...

Nope, he's only posted in the one thread.

Nick Koan · 2004-09-01, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sp00ln

not to be a dick, but i'll defend the SRT-4 to anyone. That car is one hell of a machiene. I have a video of a stock one rocking a modded black WRX. 3'' exhaust, intake, yada yada yada.

Anywho, does this kid live in reno?

I don't think anyone is calling the SRT-4 a bad machine, we're just generalizing about the drivers.

JC · 2004-09-01, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sp00ln

Anywho, does this kid live in reno?

No the only guy I know with an SRT-4 in Reno is Caesar and he seems real cool, not a huge tool like this fool.

Dean · 2004-09-01, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JC

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Originally Posted by Dean

I don't know JC, I stick by my contention that he doesn't even own a car much less an SRT-4... See if you can find a post of a picture of "his" car, and I bet you can find it somewhere else with Google...

Nope, he's only posted in the one thread.

The prosecution rests.

sp00ln · 2004-09-02, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by nKoan

I don't think anyone is calling the SRT-4 a bad machine, we're just generalizing about the drivers.

"...they'd buy a real car." Yes, the drivers CAN be somewhat homo, but you get that with WRXs as well. DSM's probably have the most homo drivers if you want me to be honest. Damn kids.

Anywho... who has the red SRT4 that goes to the meets? He caught me tonight un-tuned... held him off tho

ArthurS · 2004-09-02, 06:31 AM

The Red SRT-4 is Carlos...if I am not mistaken

MattR · 2004-09-02, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ArthurS

The Red SRT-4 is Carlos...if I am not mistaken

No, it's Caesar..

ArthurS · 2004-09-02, 06:33 AM

Dammit, I knew that too...saw him Saturday night

sperry · 2004-09-02, 09:05 AM

Re: the SRT-4 being a good or bad car. IMO, It's an awesome motor, tossed into a crappy car. I'm not saying it looks bad or anything, I'm just saying that if you really wanted to make use of that motor, you'd put it in a RWD platform.

Dodge should have made a new body for that thing like they're doing with the SRT-6, SRT-8 and SRT-10. A light, cheap, RWD sports sedan.. then sell a n/a and turbo model... it could have been the new AE86! Then leave the Neon as a means for basic transportation... it does a great job in that roll.

So, I'm not really knocking the SRT-4... it's pretty sweet for what it is... but it could have been so much more... and perhaps there'd be less 'tards out there that buy 'em cause they're cheap then act like they've got the best car since sliced bread.

Kevin M · 2004-09-02, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by sp00ln

"...they'd buy a real car." Yes, the drivers CAN be somewhat homo, but you get that with WRXs as well. DSM's probably have the most homo drivers if you want me to be honest. Damn kids.

Anywho... who has the red SRT4 that goes to the meets? He caught me tonight un-tuned... held him off tho

You're quoting JC. 'Nuff said.

2004-09-01, 04:42 PM	#2
AtomicLabMonkey Nightwalker Real Name: Austin Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Oshkosh, WI Posts: 4,063 Car: '13 WRX YGBSM	16 yrs old. Crunk as hell? He's been listening to this guy too much... __________________ "None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you.. you're locked in here with me."

2004-09-01, 09:10 PM	#8
sp00ln EJ205 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,196	CRUNK!!! WHAT?!?!?!?!!!!!!! OOOKKAAAYYYY!!!!!! __________________ Turbo is a decent with modification.

2004-09-01, 10:21 PM	#12
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	you got a link to this thread? __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2004-09-02, 06:31 AM	#21
ArthurS EJ207 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 3,707 Car: 2011 Chevy Battle Wagon	The Red SRT-4 is Carlos...if I am not mistaken __________________ Captain Murphy: I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass. Be a hitter, babe.

2004-09-02, 06:33 AM	#23
ArthurS EJ207 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 3,707 Car: 2011 Chevy Battle Wagon	Dammit, I knew that too...saw him Saturday night __________________ Captain Murphy: I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass. Be a hitter, babe.

2004-09-01, 05:50 PM	#4
sti deede EJ205 Real Name: Deede Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 1,789 Car: '96 4runner Class: none.	This guy got to be at least 60 or so, and he's a man of the streets. definately an OG. His name's "Butt-jugglin Crack Baby" verifiable from http://gangstaname.com/index.php Here's the self portrait. Hez got skillz.

2004-09-02, 09:05 AM	#24
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	Re: the SRT-4 being a good or bad car. IMO, It's an awesome motor, tossed into a crappy car. I'm not saying it looks bad or anything, I'm just saying that if you really wanted to make use of that motor, you'd put it in a RWD platform. Dodge should have made a new body for that thing like they're doing with the SRT-6, SRT-8 and SRT-10. A light, cheap, RWD sports sedan.. then sell a n/a and turbo model... it could have been the new AE86! Then leave the Neon as a means for basic transportation... it does a great job in that roll. So, I'm not really knocking the SRT-4... it's pretty sweet for what it is... but it could have been so much more... and perhaps there'd be less 'tards out there that buy 'em cause they're cheap then act like they've got the best car since sliced bread. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

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