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			Happy B-day! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Your car sounds tits... can I see some pics? 
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			Happy birthday, you big bitch   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Happy birthday dude!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 
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			Happy belated birthday, kid!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			As a side note, I'd like to point out that tits really don't tend to make noise. 
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			Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 
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			*SLAP SLAP SLAP*   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I'll leave the action there up to your imagination! 
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			^yes.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 
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			I stand corrected.   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Happy Birthday Sperry!  I revived the oldest birthday thread I could find.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			These should make you feel old too.  
		
		
		
			
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			What a sweet hat, back when you had good taste in baseball teams.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			The "I'm lovin it" poster was mean. 
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			Oh wow, are those the stock wheels? Great revive! And Happy Birthday!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Happy birthday man!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Happy birthday, brudda!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Oh shit.. the backwards cap pic made me lol.  Happy birthday suit day dude.   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			and we couldnt celebrate your b-day when we were at the meet? I mean it was only 24h off... haha! HAPPY B_DAY MAN!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			You used to be so cool. Happy Belated Birthday man.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Bump!   This is one of my favorite old Sperry birthday threads...   Happy birthday to "Father Seccs"
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			MattR <- For crying out loud 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Haha happy birthday weekend!!! 
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