HUGE SWEET MELONS - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

MPREZIV · 2006-08-11, 06:28 AM

Saw these when Bob Danger and I were out for HAN. HAD to take a picture!

JonnydaJibba · 2006-08-11, 07:03 AM

hahaha random.

Duckie · 2006-08-11, 10:34 AM

Melons, of all kinds, are tasty.

sybir · 2006-08-11, 10:41 AM

That's good shit.

I passed a guy (of the african-american persuasion) in a lifted truck, with a bed full of watermelons, like, spilling over the side it was so full. Dude had a quarter-watermelon that he was eating WHILE HE WAS DRIVING on 80 and had this massive shit-eating grin. One scarily-happy dude

I couldn't stop laughing, I couldn't help myself, I know it's wrong. Cory, forgive me

MPREZIV · 2006-08-11, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sybir

That's good shit.

I passed a guy (of the african-american persuasion) in a lifted truck, with a bed full of watermelons, like, spilling over the side it was so full. Dude had a quarter-watermelon that he was eating WHILE HE WAS DRIVING on 80 and had this massive shit-eating grin. One scarily-happy dude

I couldn't stop laughing, I couldn't help myself, I know it's wrong. Cory, forgive me

DUDE! That is f*ing awesome!!!1!

We can't help it, we just genuinely LOVE watermelon! And fried chicken... Is it a stereotype if it's TRUE!?

M3n2c3 · 2006-08-11, 11:13 AM

"Watermelon is a delicious fruit!"

sybir · 2006-08-11, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MPREZIV

DUDE! That is f*ing awesome!!!1!

We can't help it, we just genuinely LOVE watermelon! And fried chicken... Is it a stereotype if it's TRUE!?

I dunno, I'm just a greasy wop who eats too much pasta

MPREZIV · 2006-08-11, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sybir

I dunno, I'm just a greasy wop who eats too much pasta

I'm half Italian dude! I'm a Dago-Moolie!

sperry · 2006-08-11, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MPREZIV

DUDE! That is f*ing awesome!!!1!

We can't help it, we just genuinely LOVE watermelon! And fried chicken... Is it a stereotype if it's TRUE!?

It's "wrong" because it implies black people like watermellon and chicken 'cause they're black. In reality, black people like watermellon and chicken for the same reason while people like it... that shit tastes good!

However, sterotypes are useful... they're funny. Without them, how could minoritys survive in the comedy game? Carlos Mencia would just be another mexican migrant worker without stereotypes. Oh wait, Carlos Mencia is German and not funny.

cody · 2006-08-11, 12:29 PM

Damn, I didn't know Carlos Mencia (or should I say, Ned Holness) wasn't even Mexican. I mean I wanted to kill him already, but now I want it to be painful.

JonnydaJibba · 2006-08-11, 01:02 PM

Honduran father + German mother = not a Mexican.

khail19 · 2006-08-11, 01:15 PM

I entered this thread with false expectations. I'm very upset now and I'm leaving.

JonnydaJibba · 2006-08-11, 01:24 PM

I thought about Googling bewbies to find a sutable work safe pic of a girls bewbies in some kind of bewbie restraining device. Then realized that act in itself would be very UNwork safe for myself.

Kevin M · 2006-08-11, 01:41 PM

Eh, if you leave SafeSearch on it's not that bad.

MPREZIV · 2006-08-11, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by khail19

I entered this thread with false expectations. I'm very upset now and I'm leaving.

Khail, I do understand that the title of the thread may have been a bit misleading, and for the hardship it's brought you, I apologise...

sp00ln · 2006-08-11, 06:29 PM

Just so no one else gets disappointed.

cody · 2006-08-11, 06:46 PM

Oh is it time to post booby pics? Sweet.

sp00ln · 2006-08-11, 06:56 PM

sti deede · 2006-08-11, 09:55 PM

That chick in the blue shorts is a dude!!~

Edit: This is Josh

M3n2c3 · 2006-08-11, 10:33 PM

We need that made into a smiley!

Duckie · 2006-08-11, 11:36 PM

That has to be a "wtf" if I have ever seen one.

kidatari · 2006-08-12, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duckie

That has to be a "wtf" if I have ever seen one.

I concur

cody · 2006-08-12, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sti deede

That chick in the blue shorts is a dude!!~

Edit: This is Josh

Shit! I think you're right. I feel so...

Ezdno · 2006-08-12, 11:27 PM

based on Spooln's post. All is forgiven!

sp00ln · 2006-08-13, 09:09 PM

And my job is done here.

/thread.

2006-08-11, 06:28 AM	#1
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	HUGE SWEET MELONS Saw these when Bob Danger and I were out for HAN. HAD to take a picture! Attached Thumbnails __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2006-08-11, 07:03 AM	#2
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	hahaha random. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2006-08-11, 10:34 AM	#3
Duckie EJ22 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Reno Posts: 309	Melons, of all kinds, are tasty. __________________ quack

2006-08-11, 10:41 AM	#4
sybir The Don Real Name: Aaron Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sacramento Posts: 3,097 Car: '97 Legacy / '05 FXT Class: low	That's good shit. I passed a guy (of the african-american persuasion) in a lifted truck, with a bed full of watermelons, like, spilling over the side it was so full. Dude had a quarter-watermelon that he was eating WHILE HE WAS DRIVING on 80 and had this massive shit-eating grin. One scarily-happy dude I couldn't stop laughing, I couldn't help myself, I know it's wrong. Cory, forgive me __________________ Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

2006-08-11, 11:13 AM	#6
M3n2c3 EJ205 Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Lubbock, TX Posts: 1,888 Car: Current: 2014 Forester 2.5i Premium. Old: 2005 Impreza 2.5RS, 2000 Forester L Class: RNP, long ago (see motto) "Kids are ruining autocross."	"Watermelon is a delicious fruit!" __________________ Small red text that looks curious at first glance but is ultimately inconsequential

2006-08-11, 12:29 PM	#10
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	Damn, I didn't know Carlos Mencia (or should I say, Ned Holness) wasn't even Mexican. I mean I wanted to kill him already, but now I want it to be painful. __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2006-08-11, 01:02 PM	#11
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Honduran father + German mother = not a Mexican. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2006-08-11, 01:15 PM	#12
khail19 EJ205 Real Name: Khail Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,769 Car: 2016 VW GTI Meets? We have meets?	I entered this thread with false expectations. I'm very upset now and I'm leaving.

2006-08-11, 01:24 PM	#13
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	I thought about Googling bewbies to find a sutable work safe pic of a girls bewbies in some kind of bewbie restraining device. Then realized that act in itself would be very UNwork safe for myself. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2006-08-11, 01:41 PM	#14
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	Eh, if you leave SafeSearch on it's not that bad. __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2006-08-11, 06:29 PM	#16
sp00ln EJ205 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,196	Just so no one else gets disappointed. Attached Thumbnails __________________ Turbo is a decent with modification. Last edited by sp00ln; 2006-08-11 at 06:31 PM.

2006-08-11, 06:46 PM	#17
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	Oh is it time to post booby pics? Sweet. Attached Images __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2006-08-11, 06:56 PM	#18
sp00ln EJ205 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,196	__________________ Turbo is a decent with modification.

2006-08-11, 09:55 PM	#19
sti deede EJ205 Real Name: Deede Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 1,789 Car: '96 4runner Class: none.	That chick in the blue shorts is a dude!!~ Edit: This is Josh

2006-08-11, 10:33 PM	#20
M3n2c3 EJ205 Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Lubbock, TX Posts: 1,888 Car: Current: 2014 Forester 2.5i Premium. Old: 2005 Impreza 2.5RS, 2000 Forester L Class: RNP, long ago (see motto) "Kids are ruining autocross."	We need that made into a smiley! __________________ Small red text that looks curious at first glance but is ultimately inconsequential

2006-08-11, 11:36 PM	#21
Duckie EJ22 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Reno Posts: 309	That has to be a "wtf" if I have ever seen one. __________________ quack

2006-08-12, 11:27 PM	#24
Ezdno EJ251 Real Name: Dean W. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: So close to hell you can see Sparks! Posts: 541 Car: 1992 F250 1T Monster Class: none They were all dead when I got here!	based on Spooln's post. All is forgiven! __________________ Don't interupt me while I am ignoring you!

2006-08-13, 09:09 PM	#25
sp00ln EJ205 Join Date: May 2003 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,196	And my job is done here. /thread. __________________ Turbo is a decent with modification.

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