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Old 2006-08-11, 06:28 AM   #1
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Default HUGE SWEET MELONS

Saw these when Bob Danger and I were out for HAN. HAD to take a picture!
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Old 2006-08-11, 07:03 AM   #2
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Old 2006-08-11, 10:34 AM   #3
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That's good shit.

I passed a guy (of the african-american persuasion) in a lifted truck, with a bed full of watermelons, like, spilling over the side it was so full. Dude had a quarter-watermelon that he was eating WHILE HE WAS DRIVING on 80 and had this massive shit-eating grin. One scarily-happy dude

I couldn't stop laughing, I couldn't help myself, I know it's wrong. Cory, forgive me
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Old 2006-08-11, 11:01 AM   #5
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That's good shit.

I passed a guy (of the african-american persuasion) in a lifted truck, with a bed full of watermelons, like, spilling over the side it was so full. Dude had a quarter-watermelon that he was eating WHILE HE WAS DRIVING on 80 and had this massive shit-eating grin. One scarily-happy dude

I couldn't stop laughing, I couldn't help myself, I know it's wrong. Cory, forgive me
DUDE! That is f*ing awesome!!!1!

We can't help it, we just genuinely LOVE watermelon! And fried chicken... Is it a stereotype if it's TRUE!?
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Old 2006-08-11, 11:13 AM   #6
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Old 2006-08-11, 11:25 AM   #7
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DUDE! That is f*ing awesome!!!1!

We can't help it, we just genuinely LOVE watermelon! And fried chicken... Is it a stereotype if it's TRUE!?
I dunno, I'm just a greasy wop who eats too much pasta
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Old 2006-08-11, 11:31 AM   #8
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I'm half Italian dude! I'm a Dago-Moolie!
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Old 2006-08-11, 12:01 PM   #9
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DUDE! That is f*ing awesome!!!1!

We can't help it, we just genuinely LOVE watermelon! And fried chicken... Is it a stereotype if it's TRUE!?
It's "wrong" because it implies black people like watermellon and chicken 'cause they're black. In reality, black people like watermellon and chicken for the same reason while people like it... that shit tastes good!

However, sterotypes are useful... they're funny. Without them, how could minoritys survive in the comedy game? Carlos Mencia would just be another mexican migrant worker without stereotypes. Oh wait, Carlos Mencia is German and not funny.
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Old 2006-08-11, 12:29 PM   #10
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Damn, I didn't know Carlos Mencia (or should I say, Ned Holness) wasn't even Mexican. I mean I wanted to kill him already, but now I want it to be painful.
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Old 2006-08-11, 01:02 PM   #11
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Honduran father + German mother = not a Mexican.
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I entered this thread with false expectations. I'm very upset now and I'm leaving.
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Old 2006-08-11, 01:24 PM   #13
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I thought about Googling bewbies to find a sutable work safe pic of a girls bewbies in some kind of bewbie restraining device. Then realized that act in itself would be very UNwork safe for myself.
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Old 2006-08-11, 01:41 PM   #14
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Eh, if you leave SafeSearch on it's not that bad.
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Old 2006-08-11, 02:45 PM   #15
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I entered this thread with false expectations. I'm very upset now and I'm leaving.
Khail, I do understand that the title of the thread may have been a bit misleading, and for the hardship it's brought you, I apologise...






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Just so no one else gets disappointed.
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That chick in the blue shorts is a dude!!~



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We need that made into a smiley!
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That has to be a "wtf" if I have ever seen one.
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Shit! I think you're right. I feel so...

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based on Spooln's post. All is forgiven!
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And my job is done here.



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