What's the point in plans... - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

Bob Danger · 2007-05-06, 05:46 PM

If no one fallows through with them?

We went to go pick up my car today, and after 5 weeks of planning and failed attempts I thought I had everything all worked out. I had a truck, a trailer, and I even had a black guy to push the car while I steered. I made arrangements to pick the car up at 8am, I confirmed the time yesterday, so this morning when we got there at 8:15am, and no one was around to open the gate I was a little angry.

Next to the gate was a huge bulldozer, that required no key... if only I was that bad ass. Instead Cory and I "dismantled" the gate, went in and removed my car, then reassembled the gate, poorly might I add.

The point of this story is that stealing cars is easy... with a black man.

Kevin M · 2007-05-06, 05:55 PM

Best thread ever.

Oh wait, I got to the part where you didn't appropriate the bulldozer for personal use.

Worst thread ever.

Dean · 2007-05-06, 06:05 PM

Should have parked said bulldozer in front of the poorly replaced gate and then disabled it.

Or perhaps parked said buldozer on top of something else valuable inside same gate.

Glad you got your car. Now get it running...

Bob Danger · 2007-05-06, 06:58 PM

If said person who owned said gate, and said bulldozer wasn't my neighbor, it would've been difficult not to... said.

MPREZIV · 2007-05-07, 06:36 AM

stealing cars is fun!

JonnydaJibba · 2007-05-07, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BAN SUVS

Best thread ever.

Oh wait, I got to the part where you didn't appropriate the bulldozer for personal use.

Worst thread ever.

JonnydaJibba · 2007-05-07, 08:43 AM

Yeah, stealing cars is fun, isn't it Bobby!

ScottyS · 2007-05-07, 08:59 AM

Expect a letter in the mail from the honorable Reverend Jackson.

*cuts to that SP episode*

MPREZIV · 2007-05-07, 10:21 AM

IMHO, despite what seems to be the "general black people consensus", that guy is neither honorable, or deserving of the title Reverend... And Al Sharpton is a MORON.

that is all

ScottyS · 2007-05-07, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MPREZIV

IMHO, despite what seems to be the "general black people consensus", that guy is neither honorable, or deserving of the title Reverend... And Al Sharpton is a MORON.

that is all

I figured the irony in using the word "honorable" would clinch the sarcasm........

MPREZIV · 2007-05-07, 11:14 AM

Oh I got your point man, but whenever someone brings up either of those idiots, my F*ing blood boils!!!!

Bob Danger · 2007-05-07, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

Yeah, stealing cars is fun, isn't it Bobby!

It's not stealing if you return it, even if it has a different wheel.

MorganK · 2007-05-07, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

Yeah, stealing cars is fun, isn't it Bobby!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Danger

It's not stealing if you return it, even if it has a different wheel.

Bob Danger · 2007-05-07, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lethalpressure

Morgan knows what's up.

Libila · 2007-05-09, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Danger

It's not stealing if you return it, even if it has a different wheel.

I´ll never forget the phone call I got the next day...

2007-05-06, 05:46 PM	#1
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	What's the point in plans... If no one fallows through with them? We went to go pick up my car today, and after 5 weeks of planning and failed attempts I thought I had everything all worked out. I had a truck, a trailer, and I even had a black guy to push the car while I steered. I made arrangements to pick the car up at 8am, I confirmed the time yesterday, so this morning when we got there at 8:15am, and no one was around to open the gate I was a little angry. Next to the gate was a huge bulldozer, that required no key... if only I was that bad ass. Instead Cory and I "dismantled" the gate, went in and removed my car, then reassembled the gate, poorly might I add. The point of this story is that stealing cars is easy... with a black man. __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2007-05-06, 05:55 PM	#2
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	Best thread ever. Oh wait, I got to the part where you didn't appropriate the bulldozer for personal use. Worst thread ever. __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2007-05-06, 06:05 PM	#3
Dean Señor Cheap Bastarde Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 Location: $99 Tire Store Posts: 9,294 Car: $.04 STI Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.	Should have parked said bulldozer in front of the poorly replaced gate and then disabled it. Or perhaps parked said buldozer on top of something else valuable inside same gate. Glad you got your car. Now get it running... __________________ I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids...

2007-05-06, 06:58 PM	#4
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	If said person who owned said gate, and said bulldozer wasn't my neighbor, it would've been difficult not to... said. __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2007-05-07, 06:36 AM	#5
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	stealing cars is fun! __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2007-05-07, 08:43 AM	#7
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Yeah, stealing cars is fun, isn't it Bobby! __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2007-05-07, 08:59 AM	#8
ScottyS EJ205 Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: RNO Posts: 2,367 Car: 1998 Impreza Wagon, 1991 Legacy Turbo Sedan, 2003 Nissan Xterra Class: tvFree Yes, I'll fix it for you. Again.	Expect a letter in the mail from the honorable Reverend Jackson. cuts to that SP episode __________________ "Trend Number One is that people aren't getting any smarter." Dogbert

2007-05-07, 10:21 AM	#9
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	IMHO, despite what seems to be the "general black people consensus", that guy is neither honorable, or deserving of the title Reverend... And Al Sharpton is a MORON. that is all __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2007-05-07, 11:14 AM	#11
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	Oh I got your point man, but whenever someone brings up either of those idiots, my Fing blood boils!!!! __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can fck for HOURS..."

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