Embedded Ion Tire Valve Stem Caps with NANO TECHNOLOGY - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

JC · 2007-05-07, 03:43 PM

Stolen from RS25...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=150115299752

This could be a real secret weapon for you auto-x guys!

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Gas Mileage Booster (GMB) Tire Valve Caps looks like a common valve stem cap but contain embedded mineral ions that have a dramatic effect on fuel economy, tire/brake performance and extended life, as well as improving overall vehicle ride. GMB Ion Technology modifies molecular vibration for a positive effect in heat energy dissipation. Increased gas & diesel economy, improved performance and handling, and extended tire life are among the benefits of using GMB. Testing on a range of passenger vehicles, light trucks, performance cars, and commercial vehicles has shown increases in fuel mileage of up to 25% and extended tire life/ brake life of up to 30%(dependent on vehicle type fuel use and driving conditions) results may vary. Test drivers and customers have indicated a marked improvement in road grip, reduction of tire and road noise, and a general smoothing of vehicle ride.

NevadaSTi · 2007-05-07, 03:46 PM

UHHH??

Nick Koan · 2007-05-07, 04:01 PM

Dude, with this and my Tornado Fuel Saver, my car will be making petroleum products, not consuming them.

NevadaSTi · 2007-05-07, 04:28 PM

I was thinking about adding about fives sets of those to my tires. Obviously I would have to tape them to the inside diameter of the rim, but with that setup I should get Zero Gallons per mile.

100_Percent_Juice · 2007-05-07, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by NevadaSTi

I was thinking about adding about fives sets of those to my tires. Obviously I would have to tape them to the inside diameter of the rim, but with that setup I should get Zero Gallons per mile.

no no no. It clearly states that you can only use 4 per tire. 4 at 25% each would give you a 100% fuel savings. 5 would be 125% and we all know there is no such thing as more then 100%.

Unless its the last game of the season then you can give more than 100%.

sperry · 2007-05-07, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice

no no no. It clearly states that you can only use 4 per tire. 4 at 25% each would give you a 100% fuel savings. 5 would be 125% and we all know there is no such thing as more then 100%.

Unless its the last game of the season then you can give more than 100%.

IB someone makes a 110_Percent_Juice username.

100_percent_jews · 2007-05-07, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

IB someone makes a 110_Percent_Juice username.

F'n unoriginal copycats

100_Percent_Juice · 2007-05-08, 06:57 AM

I thought you banned this guy^

JonnydaJibba · 2007-05-08, 11:51 AM

Wow, I thought they couldn't do any worse when I saw the gas saving magnet you put on your oil pan.

MattR · 2007-05-08, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice

I thought you banned this guy^

But he has such a sweet avatar!

AtomicLabMonkey · 2007-05-08, 12:30 PM

That avatar is pretty bad ass.

100_Percent_Douche · 2007-05-08, 12:42 PM

It's not cool to make fun of people

JonnydaJibba · 2007-05-08, 02:03 PM

Wow, I totally don't know who that is...

cody · 2007-05-08, 02:38 PM

Oh boy!

MattR · 2007-05-08, 02:45 PM

OMFG!

Kevin M · 2007-05-08, 02:55 PM

Douche != enema. That is all.

Except that it's still funny.

MPREZIV · 2007-05-08, 03:15 PM

This is great. The valve stem caps were comedy gold, and then it just got BETTER!!!!!!!

MPREZIV · 2007-05-08, 03:17 PM

Oh, and since this thread has gone no-where anyway, I thought I'd point out that Bob just found a vibrator in the door pocket of some dude's Frontier...

sperry · 2007-05-08, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MPREZIV

Oh, and since this thread has gone no-where anyway, I thought I'd point out that Bob just found a vibrator in the door pocket of some dude's Frontier...

MattR · 2007-05-08, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MPREZIV

Oh, and since this thread has gone no-where anyway, I thought I'd point out that Bob just found a vibrator in the door pocket of some dude's Frontier...

What about the asshole that has the tire pressure sensor on the spare tire of his titan!!!!

MPREZIV · 2007-05-09, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by MattR

What about the asshole that has the tire pressure sensor on the spare tire of his titan!!!!

Dude, that's fucking awesome! I was frankly surprised that it was still reading pressure! It's not really farther away from the receiver than the rear tires tho, so I guess it makes sense!

2007-05-07, 03:46 PM	#2
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2007-05-07, 04:01 PM	#3
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2007-05-07, 04:28 PM	#4
NevadaSTi EJ251 Real Name: Brian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Minden, Nv. Posts: 989 Car: 1994 Toyota 4Runner Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once	I was thinking about adding about fives sets of those to my tires. Obviously I would have to tape them to the inside diameter of the rim, but with that setup I should get Zero Gallons per mile. __________________ The last living thing on earth will be me. I'll step on the last cockroach.

2007-05-08, 06:57 AM	#8
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	I thought you banned this guy^ __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2007-05-08, 11:51 AM	#9
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2007-05-08, 12:30 PM	#11
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2007-05-08, 12:42 PM	#12
100_Percent_Douche n00b Join Date: May 2007 Location: rectum Posts: 2 Car: The Ambiguously Gay Duo penis-mobile Anyone need a squirt?	It's not cool to make fun of people

2007-05-08, 02:03 PM	#13
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2007-05-08, 02:38 PM	#14
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2007-05-08, 02:45 PM	#15
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2007-05-08, 02:55 PM	#16
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2007-05-08, 03:15 PM	#17
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	This is great. The valve stem caps were comedy gold, and then it just got BETTER!!!!!!! __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

2007-05-08, 03:17 PM	#18
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	Oh, and since this thread has gone no-where anyway, I thought I'd point out that Bob just found a vibrator in the door pocket of some dude's Frontier... __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."

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