Self important bitch.

[sperry]

Dear Self Important Bitch, who's time is more valuable than the rest of ours,

Thank you for making the already excruciatingly slow Del Taco drive-thru that much slower by ordering "A taco, with just a little meat, I want almost all lettude and cheese. And a Kid's Meal with a taco, with no meat."

If you have a special order, go the fuck inside. The people that work at a fast food restaurant will inevtiably screw up the order, and because the driver-thru is a FIFO queue, you are wasting everyone's time. This is not the 1st time I've had to make this rant!

Signed,

--The owner of the little red car who's roof is just slightly above your over-sized, gas-wasting, ugly ass SUV's bumper.

PS: To the owner of the Dodge 2500 Diesel truck behind me, Figure out that if you have to turn off your motor to order, chances are the cars in front and behind you can't fucking hear either... you too should go the fuck inside. Also another rant I've made before.

[ArthurS]

Wow. That sucks. Thats why I just walk to the chinese food place near me for lunch.

[sybir]

I've never heard an SVX referred to as "little."




Oh hey. Main seal should be replaced by 2:30, then I'm swapping to all seasons and heading up, with a stop in Truckee to drop off Nick's toys.

We should be good to go, as long as nothing else explodes

[doubleurx]

Go Scott GO!.....Go Scott Go!

[sperry]

Originally Posted by ArthurS

Wow. That sucks. Thats why I just walk to the chinese food place near me for lunch.

It's not a huge deal... but it does exemplify exactly what's wrong with America. In general, Americans are self-important, greedy, ignorant, oblivious, unaccountable, dick-holes.

America.... FUCK YEAH! indeed.

[ArthurS]

Originally Posted by sperry

It's not a huge deal... but it does exemplify exactly what's wrong with America. In general, Americans are self-important, greedy, ignorant, oblivious, unaccountable, dick-holes.

America.... FUCK YEAH! indeed.

Don't forget LAZY.

[sperry]

Originally Posted by ArthurS

Don't forget LAZY.

I didn't forget, I just didn't get around to adding it to the list.

[Pat R.]

Next time this happens, take a deep breath and ask yourself:

[MattR]

Bwahahaha! This thread makes me smile...

[JC]

I special order stuff in the drive thru all the time. Why wouldn't you? Damn you need to start taking your medication again.

[Dean]

Originally Posted by JC

I special order stuff in the drive thru all the time. Why wouldn't you? Damn you need to start taking your medication again.

I'm with JC on this one. I special order almost everything, but the key is I know what I want, and how to communicate it so they get it right the first time about 95% of the time.

So close back up your little ass, can't even fit a super size cup through it mini window in a window turn up the stereo and relax...

[AtomicLabMonkey]

Originally Posted by Dean

So close back up your little ass, can't even fit a super size cup through it mini window in a window turn up the stereo and relax...

Umm... what?

[sperry]

Originally Posted by Dean

I'm with JC on this one. I special order almost everything, but the key is I know what I want, and how to communicate it so they get it right the first time about 95% of the time.

So close back up your little ass, can't even fit a super size cup through it mini window in a window turn up the stereo and relax...

That's it. I'm buying a TANK. And I'm going to make sure to pull up right behind you in the drive-thru so the retard on the other end of the $30,000 headset can't hear your "well communicated" special order, only the sound of a 1500 horsepower gas turbine, and my gunner reloading.

Then when there's a single millisecond of delay to your order process due to my tank, I'm simply going to drive up and over your car, turn off the motor and order: "I WANT A FUCKING NUMBER 5... FUCKING MACHO SIZED... WITH A GALLON OF ICED TEA, AND A WHOLE FUCKING BAG OF HOT SAUCE." Then I'll do donuts on your soul as I pull my inappropriate vechicle around to the window.

From the commander's hatch I will hail my payment down upon the high school dropout in ALL PENNIES, and demand change in pesos. Then I will drive off with taco wrappers flying in the breeze and hot sauce dashed across my cammo.

[Dean]

Originally Posted by AtomicLabMonkey

Umm... what?

The SVX has a little tiny window about 1/3-1/2 the size of the side window glass that is the only part that rolls down. This makes it hard to pay toll, reach up to the drive through, put your arm on the sil... Especially for someone as tall as Scott.

[sperry]

Dean, what's wrong with your picture. It keeps looking like a big ass tank?

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[Dean]

Originally Posted by sperry

Dean, what's wrong with your picture. It keeps looking like a big ass tank?

I fixed it you whiner....

[sperry]

Originally Posted by Dean

I fixed it you whiner....

Still looks like a tank to me.... perhaps you should "close back up your little ass" and grap on my tired.

[MattR]

Jesus "titty-fuckin" Christ! Scott you're insane! I am laughing so hard right now...Taht was the best rant I've seen in ages...well done...

"Donuts on your soul... " Fuckin priceless...

[Dean]

Originally Posted by sperry

...grap on my tired.

What th F does that mean? Must be brain damage from banging your head when you try and stick it out the window like a dog forgetting that it is so small; the window, not your head....

[ScottyS]

Originally Posted by sperry

That's it. I'm buying a TANK. And I'm going to make sure to pull up right behind you in the drive-thru so the retard on the other end of the $30,000 headset can't hear your "well communicated" special order, only the sound of a 1500 horsepower gas turbine, and my gunner reloading.

Then when there's a single millisecond of delay to your order process due to my tank, I'm simply going to drive up and over your car, turn off the motor and order: "I WANT A FUCKING NUMBER 5... FUCKING MACHO SIZED... WITH A GALLON OF ICED TEA, AND A WHOLE FUCKING BAG OF HOT SAUCE." Then I'll do donuts on your soul as I pull my inappropriate vechicle around to the window.

From the commander's hatch I will hail my payment down upon the high school dropout in ALL PENNIES, and demand change in pesos. Then I will drive off with taco wrappers flying in the breeze and hot sauce dashed across my cammo.

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THAT was funny. The grad student working in my office under my watchful eye is looking at me sideways now. No, there is no Sprite on my monitor.

[murphy]

I know where you can get a tank scott..

[Dean]

Originally Posted by sperry

That's it. I'm buying a TANK....and order: "I WANT A [blah blah blah] as I pull my inappropriate vechicle around to the window. [blah blah blah]... high school dropout [blah blah bah]

At which point the pimple nosed kid says, "I'm sorry sir, your car is to large for the drive through, please park and come inside, and by the way, BACON IS EXTRA!"

As he motions to the fry guy with a "get a load of this A -Hole wave" and under his breath says... "Stupid M F'ing SUV, I mean Tank drivers can't read the maximum height sign..."



P.S. I missed this rant last time. you must have been typing it while I was typing my other response... Very well done... Donuts on youe soul was very poetic...

EDIT:

I'll take on you and your tank, any day.... bring it on Mo Fo

[AtomicLabMonkey]

Originally Posted by sperry

From the commander's hatch I will hail my payment down upon the high school dropout in ALL PENNIES, and demand change in pesos. Then I will drive off with taco wrappers flying in the breeze and hot sauce dashed across my cammo.

I think Dave Moreno just took over your keyboard.

[sperry]

Originally Posted by Dean

At which point the pimple nosed kid says, "I'm sorry sir, your car is to large for the drive through, please park and come inside, and by the way, BACON IS EXTRA!"

As he motions to the fry guy with a "get a load of this A -Hole wave" and under his breath says... "Stupid M F'ing SUV, I mean Tank drivers can't read the maximum height sign..."



P.S. I missed this rant last time. you must have been typing it while I was typing my other response... Very well done... Donuts on youe soul was very poetic...

EDIT:

I'll take on you and your tank, any day.... bring it on Mo Fo

...bring it!

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[Kevin M]

Originally Posted by Dean

At which point the pimple nosed kid says, "I'm sorry sir, your car is to large for the drive through, please park and come inside, and by the way, BACON IS EXTRA!"

As he motions to the fry guy with a "get a load of this A -Hole wave" and under his breath says... "Stupid M F'ing SUV, I mean Tank drivers can't read the maximum height sign..."

Ford Excursions are taller than M1 tanks. Just so you know. And duh, BACON IS EXTRA! everywhere...

Last, the pimple-faced high school dork would probably just ask if the tank had naws on it.