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Old 2005-01-03, 02:40 PM   #1
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This is truly entertaining stuff... really well written, and usually pretty damn funny.

http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs1.php
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Old 2005-01-03, 09:47 PM   #2
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I was just reading that the other day.


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There is some really good stuff in there like

"The clerk is of course automatically cooler than the customer because we are accepted by the public at large as snotty arbiters of movie taste, and also because anybody with a shit job is automatically cooler than someone with a 9-to-5. Too bad, no arguing, we're cooler. Our store is a nasal jewelry, snotty film school sort of place and we employ people coldblooded enough to work with hardcore pornography every single day of our lives (Oh, all right. Just every shift.) so there are plenty of extra bonus cool points right there. I have actually had word come back to me that people sometimes hate coming to our store because they feel their relative coolness is being rather harshly judged. I, as the least cool clerk, sometimes feel bad about this, but many of my fellow clerks don't."
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