Nature's Cupholder... FAIL! - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

sperry · 2006-01-06, 01:09 PM

So picked up a chicken sammich from Carl's today, and got my usual large iced tea. Since the SVX has nothing in the way of a cup restraining device, I was required to do it the way god intended.

Unfortunately, the lid on the tea wasn't exactly "battened down" and I ended up pouring about half a cup of tea right where it's most embarrasing.

So now I'm back at the office with a cold crotch. Let's hope I can avoid having to go to a meeting with the directors or VPs for the next hour or so it's gonna take for ze pantalonas to dry out!

khail19 · 2006-01-06, 01:34 PM

Scott = Worst drive-thru luck ever

Nick Koan · 2006-01-06, 01:53 PM

Too bad you don't work over with MikeK. I hear pants are optional in that group

MattR · 2006-01-06, 02:03 PM

That sucks dude....You know, my work truck had no cup holder until a day ago. I went to Walbogs and bought a dual cup holder and screwed it right into the floor..problem solved.

sperry · 2006-01-06, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MattR

That sucks dude....You know, my work truck had no cup holder until a day ago. I went to Walbogs and bought a dual cup holder and screwed it right into the floor..problem solved.

I've tried like 3 different cupholders in that car... nothing really works.

M3n2c3 · 2006-01-06, 02:20 PM

On the other hand, I'm sure not many others there can claim today that their crotch has a lemony herb scent to it.

sperry · 2006-01-06, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by M3n2c3

On the other hand, I'm sure not many others there can claim today that their crotch has a lemony herb scent to it.

I don't know who the fuck Herb is, but I'm damn sure my crotch doesn't smell like him.

Dean · 2006-01-06, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

So now I'm back at the office with a cold crotch. Let's hope I can avoid having to go to a meeting with the directors or VPs for the next hour or so it's gonna take for ze pantalonas to dry out!

Wouldn't it be worse if say the administrative assistant at the front desk called and told you had to come to the front desk to sign for a package from the UPS "guy" and they had a good chuckle...

JC · 2006-01-06, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry

I've tried like 3 different cupholders in that car... nothing really works.

Just get a girlfriend. They make good combo cup holder/cd changers.

MattR · 2006-01-06, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JC

Just get a girlfriend. They make good combo cup holder/cd changers.

Indeed.

JoelK · 2006-01-06, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JC

Just get a girlfriend. They make good combo cup holder/cd changers.

Expensive, too.

tysonK · 2006-01-06, 03:04 PM

bah, I called you right after that?

On the bright side I went to that car wash you said to go to it was pretty sweet, naked chicks and drugs just like you said..

ScottyS · 2006-01-06, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeK

So, are you saying you're not wearing your daks right now?

MattR · 2006-01-06, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by tysonK

bah, I called you right after that?

On the bright side I went to that car wash you said to go to it was pretty sweet, naked chicks and drugs just like you said..

What teh duece!

sperry · 2006-01-06, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MattR

What teh duece!

Corner of Maestro and Double R... best carwash evAr!

MattR · 2006-01-06, 05:19 PM

Yes, I like that car wash...I've driven all the way there from my house to wsah the Titan. Where do I find the drugs and naked chicks though? I seem to have missed those.

Dean · 2006-01-06, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MattR

Yes, I like that car wash...I've driven all the way there from my house to wsah the Titan. Where do I find the drugs and naked chicks though? I seem to have missed those.

Naked chicks are't tall enough to wash trucks, so you get teh ughlee dudes....

LetItRev · 2006-01-06, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MattR

Yes, I like that car wash...I've driven all the way there from my house to wsah the Titan. Where do I find the drugs and naked chicks though? I seem to have missed those.

Same question. I've been there many times. Are we talking about the self serve place next to the storage place???

M3n2c3 · 2006-01-07, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by LetItRev

Same question. I've been there many times. Are we talking about the self serve place next to the storage place???

So if it's a self-serve, then can we translate

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Originally Posted by tysonK

On the bright side I went to that car wash you said to go to it was pretty sweet, naked chicks and drugs just like you said..

as

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Originally Posted by tysonK

On the bright side I went to that car wash you said to go to it was pretty sweet, I brought a copy of Hustler and some paint thinner

tysonK · 2006-01-07, 09:59 AM

You know I was being sarcastic.

2006-01-06, 01:09 PM	#1
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	Nature's Cupholder... FAIL! So picked up a chicken sammich from Carl's today, and got my usual large iced tea. Since the SVX has nothing in the way of a cup restraining device, I was required to do it the way god intended. Unfortunately, the lid on the tea wasn't exactly "battened down" and I ended up pouring about half a cup of tea right where it's most embarrasing. So now I'm back at the office with a cold crotch. Let's hope I can avoid having to go to a meeting with the directors or VPs for the next hour or so it's gonna take for ze pantalonas to dry out! __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2006-01-06, 01:53 PM	#3
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	Too bad you don't work over with MikeK. I hear pants are optional in that group __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2006-01-06, 02:03 PM	#4
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	That sucks dude....You know, my work truck had no cup holder until a day ago. I went to Walbogs and bought a dual cup holder and screwed it right into the floor..problem solved. __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2006-01-06, 02:20 PM	#6
M3n2c3 EJ205 Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Dayton, NV Posts: 1,888 Car: 2005 Impreza 2.5RS, 2000 Forester L Class: RNP sometimes (see motto) "Kids are ruining autocross."	On the other hand, I'm sure not many others there can claim today that their crotch has a lemony herb scent to it. __________________ Small red text that looks curious at first glance but is ultimately inconsequential

2006-01-06, 03:04 PM	#12
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	bah, I called you right after that? On the bright side I went to that car wash you said to go to it was pretty sweet, naked chicks and drugs just like you said.. __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

2006-01-06, 01:34 PM	#2
khail19 EJ205 Real Name: Khail Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,769 Car: 2016 VW GTI Meets? We have meets?	Scott = Worst drive-thru luck ever

2006-01-06, 05:19 PM	#16
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	Yes, I like that car wash...I've driven all the way there from my house to wsah the Titan. Where do I find the drugs and naked chicks though? I seem to have missed those. __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2006-01-07, 09:59 AM	#20
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	You know I was being sarcastic. __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

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