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2007-08-21, 01:24 PM
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Seņor Cheap Bastarde
Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003
Location: $99 Tire Store
Posts: 9,294
Car: $.04 STI
Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI
Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.
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Bad Octopus Joke thread (Just for Cory)
As the purveyor of octopus-bagpipe sex jokes, I thought Cory would appreciate us trying to do as well if not better...
____________________________________ Start off with a classic Bar joke variation... Two guys sitting at a bar notice a good looking octopus walk in. The first guy says: "Would you check out the gams on that one? They go On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on." Second guy responds: "Yeah, I've always been a sucker for, a nice set of, well.., suckers..." ___________________________________ Geek joke... Hey Jim, I hear you have an octopus programmer in your group, how's that working out? Not so well, he keeps giving me beak and everything he codes comes out in octal. __________________________ Quick prison yard joke... Sorry Octo, you can't join the "Squids" unless you got ink... _____________________________ Your turn, move a lever.
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I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids... 
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2007-08-21, 07:00 PM
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SECCS Brewmeister
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: on the edge of a marsh
Posts: 1,451
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2007-08-21, 08:26 PM
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EJ205
Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Dayton, NV
Posts: 1,888
Car: 2005 Impreza 2.5RS, 2000 Forester L
Class: RNP sometimes (see motto)
"Kids are ruining autocross."
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I want my cover charge refunded. . .
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2007-08-27, 02:45 PM
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EJ205
Real Name: Matt Taylor Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Cousin-F*ck, Carolina
Posts: 1,475
Wish in one hand and sh*t in the other...
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How many octopuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1/8
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