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How long would it take to get fired if you starting talking in a fake english accent all the time.
Maybe you wouldn't get fired everyone would just think you are wierd. This question assumes you have to talk to people everyday at your job. If you don't think this is the most important question ever please post your own.
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Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.
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What is the delicate cycle for on the washing machine?
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If you used swear words, I would say sooner rather than later.
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It would take at least one day longer than Mike K has been working at IGT apparently. His british accent is horrible.
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Holy rapid posting Batman.
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I wouldn't get fired...people would just think I'm wierd....er.
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I moved here from Alabama and put on a fake foreign accent, and they never fired me!
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If you have a fake backstory you might be able to get away with it but if you just, all the sudden start bloody hell with the accent I got to think the higher ups will get rid of you.
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Wild, I just had this same conversation with an employee today. We also considered imitating the cracking voice of the zit-faced fast-food kid from the Simpsons and doing the "meow" thing from Super Troopers - attaching "meow" to every sentence.
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Only forigners have accents...duh.
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There'd be no firing here at Nissan. Just odd stares...
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If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a watermelon?
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Hey! How'd you know!?
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