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Old 2007-08-14, 08:27 AM   #1
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Old 2007-08-14, 08:28 AM   #2
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I thought most hurricanes are named after an angry women...uh...
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Old 2007-08-14, 08:32 AM   #3
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I thought most hurricanes are named after an angry women...uh...
Um, welcome to 1979...

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Old 2007-08-14, 08:51 AM   #4
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Look, it's nature's swamp cooler.
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Old 2007-08-14, 08:52 AM   #5
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Hey a bunch of hot air, spinning aimlessly, sounds like they named it right!
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Old 2007-08-14, 09:04 AM   #7
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Hey a bunch of hot air, spinning aimlessly, sounds like they named it right!
You just wish your engines had this kind of power and/or lasted as long as this storm will.
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Old 2007-08-14, 09:10 AM   #8
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Old 2007-08-14, 09:20 AM   #9
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Old 2007-08-14, 09:29 AM   #10
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The only hope Dean has of getting a chick wet is if his storm reaches a Caribbean island and rains on her.
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Old 2007-08-14, 09:35 AM   #11
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Old 2007-08-14, 09:37 AM   #12
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The only hope Dean has of getting a chick wet is if his storm reaches a Caribbean island and rains on her.
When you grow up, you will realize chicks are what Peeps are modeled after and with Women it isn't about getting them ready, it's about getting them to the finish line without blowing up too soon.
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Old 2007-08-14, 09:45 AM   #13
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Ouch... that one was good!
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Old 2007-08-14, 09:47 AM   #14
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vagina burn?
Are you trying to tell us about a disease you you have contracted?

Don't try and keep score unless you are willing to play the game!
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If you can't get a woman started, you sure aren't going to get her finished.

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Dean's so big they have to us satellite imagery and fly planes around him to measure his size!
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Old 2007-08-14, 10:15 AM   #16
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If you can't get a woman started, you sure aren't going to get her finished.
Says the man who can barely get his car started and keep it running for more than 10 seconds even when it is already warmed up. What chance do yo have with something as complicated as a woman?
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Are you trying to tell us about a disease you you have contracted?

Don't try and keep score unless you are willing to play the game!
It doesn't surprise me that you're confused about the vagina comment. Don't worry, they haven't changed much since you last saw one when you and your cousin were fooling around in 1969?
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Old 2007-08-14, 10:19 AM   #18
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Thank you, Yes, yes they do! When rulers just aren't long enough.

Oh, and make sure you have a micrometer handy when you are "inspecting your block".
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Old 2007-08-14, 10:23 AM   #19
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It doesn't surprise me that you're confused about the vagina comment. Don't worry, they haven't changed much since you last saw one when you and your cousin were fooling around in 1969?
Not confused, you brought up the burning vagina. I guess you caught what you payed for...
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My girlfriend doesn't complain. How 'bout yours?
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Yes, yes you are. I have a perfectly healthy penis, but don't get excited, I know how you swing.
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Not to you she doesn't. We are just glad you have been working all those long hours.
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