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Old 2007-09-19, 12:21 PM   #1
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Default I loathe Street Vibrations every year.

Jeez, does this really bring enough revenue to justify having it here?

Bunch of damn neanderthals who need to just go to Sturgis and stay there. First day of SV and I already had a run-in with a retard. Rolling down the road at 2 mph, swerving on the dotted line, in both lanes with his hoghag on the back, I try to get around and can't. I give him a teeny mini-beep to let him know that there is someone behind him and he goes batshit, spitting on my car and wanting to fight. So, he follows me, and I figure I'll just lead him to the RPD station. He is all riding up next to me, showing me his single-digit IQ, yelling and screaming, so is his corpse of a wench. They both look like they've spent some time 6 feet under.

He finally gives up, thank god. What a moronic PITA. Just like the assclowns revving and dragracing up and down Mt Rose St in front of my house from 1am-5am. RPD really handled that one good thing I called them.

Does Reno really benefit from having this kind of crap anymore? Just like HAN, I wonder how worth it it is for the city of Reno anymore. Last year was a joke. I can't wait to see what is waiting in the trauma unit at work. We had some gems last year. Including a group of the Mongols biker club, who came to visit a friend in the ICU brandishing revolvers and crocodile dundee-esque bowie knives.

I hope it rains and is freezing for the rest of the week.

I will be in hiding until its over. Be careful out there.

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Old 2007-09-19, 12:32 PM   #2
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I hate it too, I always leave Reno for the main SV weekend every year.
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Old 2007-09-19, 12:35 PM   #3
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I get to work trauma saturday and sunday night this year. Gotta patch these assholes back together. Its gonna be busy. RPD will likely be in the hizzouse.
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Old 2007-09-19, 12:41 PM   #4
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The position of the dirtbag.

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Old 2007-09-19, 01:52 PM   #6
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I think they put something in the water (or the Steel Reserve) that makes these retards even more aggressive and stupid than they already are.

2 years ago when I still worked at St Mary's, during SV, I was driving down out of the parking garage, circling down at 3am, when I passed some idiot complete with nazi helmet on his bike parked perpendicular across the thruway in there.

I didn't have a close call by any means, but we were both sort of surprised as I went around him at about 15mph. He proceeded to flip the fuck out and chase me down a bit on foot, flailing his helmet at me, throwing it down into my path on the next level down. He was frothing at the mouth and beet red. I said hell with that and went to the security office where they played it back on surveillance tape, and guess who it was- ANOTHER OFF-DUTY SECURITY GUARD THAT WORKS THERE!!!! What the hell was he doing in there all alone and intoxicated at 3am?!?!?

I filed an incident report, and the next day when I got to work again, he came right up to me and got in my face, ON CAMERA AGAIN!!! I almost hoped that he'd hit me so I could beat him with my office chair.

WTF happens to people during this crap?

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Old 2007-09-19, 03:10 PM   #7
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Hum... I find that the bikers are generally nice fellows who often have no shortage of muffins in their saddle bags to hand out to the kiddies.
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Old 2007-09-19, 03:12 PM   #8
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with his hoghag on the back,
Usually by the time I see these guys, The bitch already fell off
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Old 2007-09-19, 03:18 PM   #9
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Three or four years ago, I remember an incident where a guy and his hoghag were ass naked and drunk riding up and down downtown streets top speed and popping wheelies and such when they rode full clip into a chain link fence....not pretty. Definitely a famous ER story around the healthcare world.
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Old 2007-09-19, 05:20 PM   #10
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throwing it down into my path on the next level down.
I would have taken it.
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Old 2007-09-19, 05:29 PM   #11
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I would have just run his helmet over and smacked him with it the next time he got in my face.
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Old 2007-09-19, 07:15 PM   #12
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one almost ran into the back of me as i was leaving my gym after physical therapy today. i was pulling out of the drive way and this guy comes ripping around the BLIND corner trying to drag a knee like the AMA guys only he was on a harley complete with saddle bags and a set of bull horns on the front WTF.

he proceeded to flip me off and then rev his motor and blow smoke on my car at the stoplight afterwords.

kinda wished he hit me cause then he would have been replacing my bumper and tailight that i effed up.
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Old 2007-09-19, 08:26 PM   #13
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This is the time of year when I keep my jack handle in my car. you know...



if I need to...





jack someone up...

































...sorry for that.
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Old 2007-09-19, 08:29 PM   #14
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Sawed-off pool cue for me please.



Oh, and harharhar hardy har har, har har. Its fucking raining. I hope you biker fucks crash into each other.
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Old 2007-09-20, 04:26 PM   #15
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Old 2007-09-20, 05:08 PM   #16
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Having wet dreams again are we Bobo?
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Old 2007-09-20, 08:29 PM   #17
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I saw some road toad driving a trike and almost losing it today. I would say he was doing abot 55mph turning onto Moana of the high way. I just couldn't stop laughing because the guys wife was beating the shit out of him. And then one ran the light to catch up and nearly hit me. It is stupid people like that who make me want to go an a rampage.
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Old 2007-09-20, 10:25 PM   #18
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Let it rain! so those fucks can all go drink themsleves to death in the bars, instead of buzzing around town!
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I saw some road toad driving a trike and almost losing it today. I would say he was doing abot 55mph turning onto Moana of the high way. I just couldn't stop laughing because the guys wife was beating the shit out of him. And then one ran the light to catch up and nearly hit me. It is stupid people like that who make me want to go an a rampage.
Heh...'road toad'....I like
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swap motorcycle operator with car operator and this thread sounds like all of the ones on the motorcycle boards.
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Old 2007-09-21, 10:09 AM   #21
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swap motorcycle operator with car operator and this thread sounds like all of the ones on the motorcycle boards.
That just the thing... when Street Vibrations isn't going on, I almost *never* have any issues with riders in Reno. In fact I go out of my way to share the lane with the splitters, and to avoid tailgating or passing riders unsafely.

But then SV rolls around and the bikers all go retarded and act like the laws of physics don't apply. I'm pretty sure a 600lb bike with a 400lb dirtbag on it aren't going fare well if I hit them with my 7000lb truck, and yet those toolboxes still drive like they've got an exception from Newton.
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Old 2007-09-22, 10:58 PM   #22
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At least you guys only have to deal with it on the streets, I have to deal that shit in my own dam house.

It's ok, one more week and I never, ever have to see any of my family again. I couldn't be happier!
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Yer dad come up to "visit" Bobbo?
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