I think I just tried to mug someone. - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

Bob Danger · 2008-11-23, 05:10 PM

I go to the Safeway down the street from my house to pick up something for dinner. As I am walking inside I am approached by a man who asks me for some change. At this point I look down and see he has a latte from Starbucks.

I say, "You have the nerve to ask me for money, while you're drinking a motherfucking latte? I can't even fucking afford Starbucks. How dare you. I'm willing to bet you have more money than I do."

Guy, "uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh"

Me, "Hand over your wallet."

Guy takes a few steps back, turns and walks away. I respond with a really loud, "That's right"

Old guy watching gives me a high five.

MattR · 2008-11-23, 05:52 PM

Nice work Bob...you have to be pretty hard-core to accidentally mug someone, but it happens to all of us...

When asked for change I usually just reply : "Fuck you mf'er I need liquor too!" and walk on by.

Kevin M · 2008-11-23, 06:07 PM

I thought your line was "I just bought a $30 steak, I ain't got no money!"

MattR · 2008-11-23, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevin M

I thought your line was "I just bought a $30 steak, I ain't got no money!"

That's only for panhandlers outside of Claimjumper.

cody · 2008-11-23, 07:25 PM

Nice job Bob.

JonnydaJibba · 2008-11-26, 08:41 AM

Nice.

kidatari · 2008-11-29, 03:50 PM

That Bob Danger is one bad mutha... shut yo' mouth!

2008-11-23, 05:10 PM	#1
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	I think I just tried to mug someone. I go to the Safeway down the street from my house to pick up something for dinner. As I am walking inside I am approached by a man who asks me for some change. At this point I look down and see he has a latte from Starbucks. I say, "You have the nerve to ask me for money, while you're drinking a motherfucking latte? I can't even fucking afford Starbucks. How dare you. I'm willing to bet you have more money than I do." Guy, "uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh" Me, "Hand over your wallet." Guy takes a few steps back, turns and walks away. I respond with a really loud, "That's right" Old guy watching gives me a high five. __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2008-11-23, 05:52 PM	#2
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	Nice work Bob...you have to be pretty hard-core to accidentally mug someone, but it happens to all of us... When asked for change I usually just reply : "Fuck you mf'er I need liquor too!" and walk on by. __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2008-11-23, 06:07 PM	#3
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	I thought your line was "I just bought a $30 steak, I ain't got no money!" __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2008-11-23, 07:25 PM	#5
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	Nice job Bob. __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2008-11-26, 08:41 AM	#6
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	Nice. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2008-11-29, 03:50 PM	#7
kidatari EJ22 Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 291 Class: Low lol internet.	That Bob Danger is one bad mutha... shut yo' mouth!