If you haven't seen Superman don't read this - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

Bob Danger · 2006-07-11, 03:22 PM

Superman can't have a kid! Its blasphemyI tell you.

MattR · 2006-07-11, 03:24 PM

I know, Superman's a fag and always has been.

Nick Koan · 2006-07-11, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Danger

Superman can't have a kid! Its blasphemyI tell you.

T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
T.S. Quint: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?
Brodie: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.
T.S. Quint: Of course it is.
Brodie: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.
T.S. Quint: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court.
Brodie: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if your going to wax intellectual about the subject...

Kevin M · 2006-07-11, 03:50 PM

Damn, beaten to it.

JonnydaJibba · 2006-07-11, 04:04 PM

BOBBY STOP NOT READING YOUR PMS AND CALL ME PLEASE! I CAN'T CALL YOU OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE DUH!

And I read it anyway...

Bob Danger · 2006-07-11, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

BOBBY STOP NOT READING YOUR PMS AND CALL ME PLEASE! I CAN'T CALL YOU OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE DUH!

And I read it anyway...

I've tried calling you like six times, pick up your phone.

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Originally Posted by nKoan

T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
T.S. Quint: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?
Brodie: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.
T.S. Quint: Of course it is.
Brodie: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.
T.S. Quint: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court.
Brodie: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if your going to wax intellectual about the subject...

I said the exact same thing when I walked out of the theater.

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Originally Posted by MattR

I know, Superman's a fag and always has been.

I know, and Batman would kick his ass up and down the street

tysonK · 2006-07-11, 05:15 PM

I must have fallen asleep during that part of the movie where it implicates him as the father.

That means I thought the movie was boring.

JonnydaJibba · 2006-07-11, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Danger

I've tried calling you like six times, pick up your phone.

i was in slumber... ><

M3n2c3 · 2006-07-11, 07:03 PM

The number of people who apparently haven't seen Superman II is astounding. The kid was conceived when Superman gave up his powers to have a "normal life." He and Lois got it on in his little silver sleeping bag, right there in the Fortress of Solitude.

At any rate, I thought the movie was great.

tysonK · 2006-07-11, 08:17 PM

They should have just re-invented the series it's been long enough.

Avoiding the chronological, plot, and acting compairisons alone would have been worth it. Plus they could have added cool new stuff. From reading online it looks there are a few Superman storylines they could have choosen from.

The earlier movies weren't that great IMHO.

Nick Koan · 2006-07-11, 08:25 PM

They kind of did. They are trying to forget that III and IV ever happened.

Ezdno · 2006-07-11, 09:46 PM

I thought the movie was pretty good too, what about just good old fashioned adrenalin throwing that piano across the room, his mom was gonna get throttled fgs.

I am still trying to figure out where they came up with this version. Or I must have totally slept through Superman 2, is this supposed to be a remake?

cody · 2006-07-11, 10:00 PM

I saw the Imax version...pretty cool.

Nick Koan · 2006-07-11, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezdno

I thought the movie was pretty good too, what about just good old fashioned adrenalin throwing that piano across the room, his mom was gonna get throttled fgs.

I am still trying to figure out where they came up with this version. Or I must have totally slept through Superman 2, is this supposed to be a remake?

The events are supposed to happen after Superman 2. But, I haven't seen the new one (nor do I plan on it) and its been forever since I've seen Superman 2. 3 and 4 are to be ignored aparently.

M3n2c3 · 2006-07-11, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by nKoan

3 and 4 are to be ignored aparently.

As they should be. III was embarrassing, and IV should not have happened.

murphy · 2006-07-12, 06:51 AM

Yup it does seem that the makers are working off the premis that III and IV did not happen. But on that note Sup. and Lois got it on in his fortress.

Bob Danger · 2006-07-12, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M3n2c3

The number of people who apparently haven't seen Superman II is astounding. The kid was conceived when Superman gave up his powers to have a "normal life." He and Lois got it on in his little silver sleeping bag, right there in the Fortress of Solitude.

At any rate, I thought the movie was great.

I saw it, in 1987 when I was 2!

MikeK · 2006-07-12, 03:25 PM

Did it change your life?

Bob Danger · 2006-07-12, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeK

Did it change your life?

No, it changed my brothers life, he got a superman tatoo

What an Idiot.

Nick Koan · 2006-07-12, 03:40 PM

I bought a superman t-shirt once. That's kind of the same thing.

MikeK · 2006-07-12, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Danger

No, it changed my brothers life, he got a superman tatoo

What an Idiot.

Wow, are you serious?! Please tell me it was a huge "S" covering his whole chest

sperry · 2006-07-12, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Danger

No, it changed my brothers life, he got a superman tatoo

What an Idiot.

Man that's gay. Tell your brother I think his tatoo's gay.... unless he's bigger than me... then tell him that Eric thinks his tatoo's gay.

Bob Danger · 2006-07-12, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeK

Wow, are you serious?! Please tell me it was a huge "S" covering his whole chest

its just the Superman logo on his arm, like Bon Jovi. Thats where he got the idea. How lame is that.

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Originally Posted by sperry

Man that's gay. Tell your brother I think his tatoo's gay.... unless he's bigger than me... then tell him that Eric thinks his tatoo's gay.

I knocked him out when I was 10, and since then I've kicked his ass on a regular basis. He's older to.

Kevin M · 2006-07-12, 08:40 PM

Wow... that's a bad combination. Ultra-gay tattoo, with ultra-gay inspiration.

sperry · 2006-07-13, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Bob Danger

its just the Superman logo on his arm, like Bon Jovi. Thats where he got the idea. How lame is that.
I knocked him out when I was 10, and since then I've kicked his ass on a regular basis. He's older to.

At least he should make up a story that he got the idea from Shaq or something.

2006-07-11, 03:22 PM	#1
Bob Danger Tape Terrorist Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Melmac Posts: 1,792 Car: ? Class: Retired! Warning: Prolonged eye contact may cause insanity	If you haven't seen Superman don't read this Superman can't have a kid! Its blasphemyI tell you. __________________ A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi.

2006-07-11, 03:24 PM	#2
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	I know, Superman's a fag and always has been. __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2006-07-11, 03:50 PM	#4
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	Damn, beaten to it. __________________ FWD is the new AWD

2006-07-11, 04:04 PM	#5
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	BOBBY STOP NOT READING YOUR PMS AND CALL ME PLEASE! I CAN'T CALL YOU OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE DUH! And I read it anyway... __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2006-07-11, 05:15 PM	#7
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	I must have fallen asleep during that part of the movie where it implicates him as the father. That means I thought the movie was boring. __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

2006-07-11, 07:03 PM	#9
M3n2c3 EJ205 Real Name: Jeremiah Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Dayton, NV Posts: 1,888 Car: 2005 Impreza 2.5RS, 2000 Forester L Class: RNP sometimes (see motto) "Kids are ruining autocross."	The number of people who apparently haven't seen Superman II is astounding. The kid was conceived when Superman gave up his powers to have a "normal life." He and Lois got it on in his little silver sleeping bag, right there in the Fortress of Solitude. At any rate, I thought the movie was great. __________________ Small red text that looks curious at first glance but is ultimately inconsequential

2006-07-11, 08:17 PM	#10
tysonK warehouse SECCS Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SoCal... Posts: 6,253 Car: 04 Evo 99 Cadillac Class: street de le mod	They should have just re-invented the series it's been long enough. Avoiding the chronological, plot, and acting compairisons alone would have been worth it. Plus they could have added cool new stuff. From reading online it looks there are a few Superman storylines they could have choosen from. The earlier movies weren't that great IMHO. __________________ Anjali? Anjali?

2006-07-11, 08:25 PM	#11
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	They kind of did. They are trying to forget that III and IV ever happened. __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2006-07-11, 09:46 PM	#12
Ezdno EJ251 Real Name: Dean W. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: So close to hell you can see Sparks! Posts: 541 Car: 1992 F250 1T Monster Class: none They were all dead when I got here!	I thought the movie was pretty good too, what about just good old fashioned adrenalin throwing that piano across the room, his mom was gonna get throttled fgs. I am still trying to figure out where they came up with this version. Or I must have totally slept through Superman 2, is this supposed to be a remake? __________________ Don't interupt me while I am ignoring you!

2006-07-11, 10:00 PM	#13
cody Candy Mountain Real Name: Cody Join Date: May 2005 Location: Californication Posts: 7,751 Car: 03 Pussy Wagon, now with more pink! Class: TESP OMG Internet!	I saw the Imax version...pretty cool. __________________ Slow and low, that is the tempo.

2006-07-12, 06:51 AM	#16
murphy EJ22 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: RENO Posts: 484 Car: 03 evo, 06 R6	Yup it does seem that the makers are working off the premis that III and IV did not happen. But on that note Sup. and Lois got it on in his fortress.

2006-07-12, 03:25 PM	#18
MikeK Captain Turbo Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reno Posts: 3,318 Car: 05 STi	Did it change your life?

2006-07-12, 03:40 PM	#20
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	I bought a superman t-shirt once. That's kind of the same thing. __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2006-07-12, 08:40 PM	#24
Kevin M EJ22T Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Reno Posts: 9,445 Car: '93/'01 GF6, mostly red Class: 19 FP	Wow... that's a bad combination. Ultra-gay tattoo, with ultra-gay inspiration. __________________ FWD is the new AWD

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