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Old 2006-05-16, 12:43 PM   #1
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And it scared the SHIT out of me!

I was lifting an Armada, which is right at the max. capacity of the lift anyways, weight wise, and the lift cable snapped! Like a f*cking RIFLE!

Luckily the truck was only about 8 inches off the ground, because the driver's side lock on the rack hadn't engauged yet, and that side of the truck came down IMMEDIATELY! Imagine if it had been 8 FEET off the ground...

Just thought I'd share. Now I have to go change my pants...
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Old 2006-05-16, 12:45 PM   #2
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Glad you're okay dude! And glad it was some lameass SUV that fell, and not somebody's cool autocross car!
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Old 2006-05-16, 01:17 PM   #3
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Glad you're okay dude! And glad it was some lameass SUV that fell, and not somebody's cool autocross car!

qouted because nobody will be able to find an "oh snap" picture that is as relevant as this one.
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Old 2006-05-16, 01:31 PM   #4
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Damn buddy.
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Old 2006-05-16, 01:41 PM   #5
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Yikes. Glad you're okay Dude.
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Old 2006-05-16, 01:49 PM   #6
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Eek. Here's this should help with the mess in your pants.

And a fresh clean pair of pants


Glad to hear that your ok. I'd need to take a break for sure after something like that happened.
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Old 2006-05-16, 01:50 PM   #7
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Holy Ish....that sounds fairly extreme.
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Old 2006-05-16, 01:53 PM   #8
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Holy Ish....that sounds fairly extreme.
Luckily a can of Mountain Dew helped prevent the lift from totally collapsing.
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Old 2006-05-16, 02:13 PM   #9
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That lift is racist!
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Old 2006-05-16, 02:17 PM   #10
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Holy Ish....that sounds fairly extreme.
I'd give it a 9.5.
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Old 2006-05-16, 02:18 PM   #11
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Wow, you could have been the shortest guy in the club.


Ok bad joke.
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Old 2006-05-16, 02:33 PM   #12
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I found a more appropriate version of that picture.
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Old 2006-05-16, 02:41 PM   #13
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Well played sir.
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Old 2006-05-16, 03:30 PM   #14
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wow that must have been a rather crazy experiance. That's just like this one time at my job a keyboard almost fell on me .. well uhm. excluding the whole life in danger / searious injury threat aspects of your experiance.
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Old 2006-05-16, 04:50 PM   #15
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Wow, glad you are OK, and there wasn't a Subaru on the rack at the time...
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Old 2006-05-17, 12:21 AM   #16
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Cory,

I think its time to find a new place, Nissan is not having a good year! Glad you weren't #3 dude!
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Old 2006-05-17, 07:50 AM   #17
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Ok, the picture of the Armada falling off the lift is F*ing HILARIOUS!

It wasn't too bad altogether, only due to the fact that it wasn't too high up in the air, but it could have been BAD...
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