If I started answering my cell phone... - Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras

sperry · 2008-09-15, 02:15 PM

...with the phrase "you're go for sperry!", would I be a huge douche, or the hugest douche?

Nick Koan · 2008-09-15, 02:19 PM

You'd also have to start ending each call with "sperry out!"

sperry · 2008-09-15, 03:12 PM

This thread. It's going places!

...like straight off the bottom of the thread list.

Nick Koan · 2008-09-15, 03:14 PM

A poll is needed obviously.

Dean · 2008-09-15, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperry

...with the phrase "you're go for sperry!", would I be a huge douche, or the hugest douche?

You could just answer it "huge douche" or "hugest douche" and cut out the middle man.

ScottyS · 2008-09-16, 06:03 AM

Continue to refer to yourself in the internet third person.

MattR · 2008-09-16, 06:51 AM

Scott, I'll have you know that we answer out two-way radios here at work with "Go for xxx." It doesn't sound quite as douchy in that application. However, if you were standing in a line somewhere and answered your phone "You're go for Sperry!.." I would hope a total stranger would kick out your legs from under you and smash your phone.

Awesome thread topic BTw..

MPREZIV · 2008-09-16, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattR

... However, if you were standing in a line somewhere and answered your phone "You're go for Sperry!.." I would hope a total stranger would kick out your legs from under you and smash your phone...

JonnydaJibba · 2008-09-16, 07:07 AM

You'd actually be really cool you should do it.

Really it sounds like something Bobby would do.

NevadaSTi · 2008-09-16, 08:04 AM

10-4 good buddy!

sperry · 2008-09-16, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattR

Scott, I'll have you know that we answer out two-way radios here at work with "Go for xxx." It doesn't sound quite as douchy in that application. However, if you were standing in a line somewhere and answered your phone "You're go for Sperry!.." I would hope a total stranger would kick out your legs from under you and smash your phone.

Awesome thread topic BTw..

I started this thread because some douche wearing his cornflower blue tie answered his blackberry that way yesterday as he walked by my cube.

I would have attacked his legs for you, but his shoes were worth more than my car, so I figured it was best to keep my job by not assaulting some VP or whoever he was.

Nick Koan · 2008-09-16, 10:16 AM

It would be amusing for telemarketers though.

"You are a go for sperry"
"Hi, I'd like to talk to you about your auto insurance... "
"You are a no-go for sperry" *click*

sperry · 2008-09-16, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Koan

It would be amusing for telemarketers though.

"You are a go for sperry"
"Hi, I'd like to talk to you about your auto insurance... "
"You are a no-go for sperry" *click*

Naw, just start screaming "NO GO! NO GO! ABORT! EJECT! OMG, IT'S A CODE NIIIIIINEE *static*" and hang up.

MattR · 2008-09-16, 01:15 PM

"Game Over man...Game over"

Bob Danger · 2008-09-16, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba

Really it sounds like something Bobby would do.

I answer the phone with "Ahoy-hoy."

Jerk

100_Percent_Juice · 2008-09-16, 06:16 PM

Answer the phone as if you just dropped a call and that person just called you back. "hey sorry about that, I'm on my way to Vegas and I have horrible service through here. So anyways..."

ScottyS · 2008-09-16, 07:41 PM

If you answer that way in public, mandatory body language applies. For instance, a snap of the index finger at the phone as you enunciate "GO".

Also, you must insert at least one of each into the conversation, in your best NASA controller clip: "copy that", "roger", "over", "repeat last", and "out".

sonicsuby · 2008-09-17, 10:30 AM

sonicsuby out

AtomicLabMonkey · 2008-09-18, 09:48 AM

My comedy quota for the day is now filled. This thread wins the internet.

JonnydaJibba · 2008-09-18, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Danger

I answer the phone with "Ahoy-hoy."

Jerk

"This is Bobbo, you are go!"

I'm gonna make you get all stabby.

Tahoe C5 · 2008-09-19, 03:52 PM

"you are a go for higgs bosun" and don't f*^* with the god particle.

2008-09-15, 02:15 PM	#1
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	If I started answering my cell phone... ...with the phrase "you're go for sperry!", would I be a huge douche, or the hugest douche? __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2008-09-15, 02:19 PM	#2
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	You'd also have to start ending each call with "sperry out!" __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2008-09-15, 03:12 PM	#3
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	This thread. It's going places! ...like straight off the bottom of the thread list. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints?

2008-09-15, 03:14 PM	#4
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	A poll is needed obviously. __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2008-09-16, 06:03 AM	#6
ScottyS EJ205 Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: RNO Posts: 2,367 Car: 1998 Impreza Wagon, 1991 Legacy Turbo Sedan, 2003 Nissan Xterra Class: tvFree Yes, I'll fix it for you. Again.	Continue to refer to yourself in the internet third person. __________________ "Trend Number One is that people aren't getting any smarter." Dogbert

2008-09-16, 06:51 AM	#7
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	Scott, I'll have you know that we answer out two-way radios here at work with "Go for xxx." It doesn't sound quite as douchy in that application. However, if you were standing in a line somewhere and answered your phone "You're go for Sperry!.." I would hope a total stranger would kick out your legs from under you and smash your phone. Awesome thread topic BTw.. __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2008-09-16, 07:07 AM	#9
JonnydaJibba EJ207 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Reno/Sparks, Nevada Posts: 3,482 Car: 2000 2.5RS Class: RestNPeace Master Slurper.	You'd actually be really cool you should do it. Really it sounds like something Bobby would do. __________________ "Why do chicks tell you to call and then not answer....so gay." "Cuz girls are fags I dunno"

2008-09-16, 08:04 AM	#10
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2008-09-16, 10:16 AM	#12
Nick Koan JDM Cowboy Real Name: Nick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 8,642 Car: 2015 Mazda 3	It would be amusing for telemarketers though. "You are a go for sperry" "Hi, I'd like to talk to you about your auto insurance... " "You are a no-go for sperry" click __________________ While a standard engine is powered by a belt connected to the crankshaft, a turbo engine runs on its own exhaust steam, making it more energy efficient. -- CNN

2008-09-16, 01:15 PM	#14
MattR El Matador Real Name: Matt Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 10,660 Car: 2012 Toyota Tacoma Class: ?	"Game Over man...Game over" __________________ "Dallas..We have a problem.”

2008-09-16, 06:16 PM	#16
100_Percent_Juice (40 percent vodka) Real Name: Joel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,446 Car: 2004WRX Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter	Answer the phone as if you just dropped a call and that person just called you back. "hey sorry about that, I'm on my way to Vegas and I have horrible service through here. So anyways..." __________________ "A power nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you." - Dimitri Martin

2008-09-16, 07:41 PM	#17
ScottyS EJ205 Real Name: It is real! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: RNO Posts: 2,367 Car: 1998 Impreza Wagon, 1991 Legacy Turbo Sedan, 2003 Nissan Xterra Class: tvFree Yes, I'll fix it for you. Again.	If you answer that way in public, mandatory body language applies. For instance, a snap of the index finger at the phone as you enunciate "GO". Also, you must insert at least one of each into the conversation, in your best NASA controller clip: "copy that", "roger", "over", "repeat last", and "out". __________________ "Trend Number One is that people aren't getting any smarter." Dogbert

2008-09-17, 10:30 AM	#18
sonicsuby Wagon Ho #2 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 657	sonicsuby out

2008-09-18, 09:48 AM	#19
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2008-09-19, 03:52 PM	#21
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